Tootie Was Enjoying Her Milkshake On The Outside Patio Of A Nice-for-hell Cafe. Then A Demon Decided

i have this disease called i will open your message and get distracted and forget to reply and then the notification will be gone so i will not have replied for ages and you will think i am ignoring you but. i am not. it’s incurable

i miss my wife tails

Red never thought he'd ever find himself in this situation. He was an Irken Elite! Yet there he was, unable to even stand up.

Hi Neil, I apologise in advance if this doesn't remotely make sense since I've had a few glasses of wine but I am Sad (big S). My best friend (who precedes me by 35 years) is dying, and is in a hospice as of today. I grew up without a dad but he's given me the chance to know what it's like to have one. I've told him as such, but I'm afraid of all the grief I'll feel once he's gone. All that love that I won't be able to put anywhere, what do I do with it??? I love him so much, and I'm putting on my bravest face for him, but I'm so scared.

Love (like all energy) cannot be destroyed. It simply changes into a different kind of love. Grief is real and love is real and missing people is real and none of your love for your friend will ever be wasted.

Au where Sayu gets the Death Note but instead of becoming Kira, she just becomes best friends with Ryuk

They have fun playing dance dance revolution and messing with people by having Sayu pretend to be a psychic while Ryuk throws stuff around

cowabummer!!

I had the thought “this could be a fanfiction”

So I’m writing it :)

I thank the person who gave me this idea

Someone was conspiring against her.

There couldn’t be any other explanation for this, Temari thought. Some higher up wanted to mess with her for some reason she didn't understand and that was the only reason why Nara Shikamaru was the one escorting her through the Village Hidden in the Leaves.

That lazy, plain girl who somehow managed to completely humiliate her during the Chunin Exams. That girl with the spiky ponytail who was somehow promoted to chunin, only to later cry in the hospital right where anyone could have easily seen her, all because that friend of hers got hurt the first time she had led a mission.

How shameless.

How pathetic.

Someone who didn’t know to keep such vulnerable emotions to herself didn’t deserve to be called a ninja let alone a chunin.

Temari didn’t want to be there. She certainly didn’t want to be put on the sidelines as that very same friend her pathetic escort cried for took all of her very limited attention. Why was he even with them? He had no business being there.

Temari was there as an ambassador from Suna, tasked with soothing and strengthening her village’s relations with their allied Nation; the Village Hidden in the Leaves, or as the people who lived there liked to call it, Konoha.

Shikamaru, that lazy ass girl, was supposed to be keeping an eye on her and making her feel welcome. So why the hell was she ignoring her?! And all in favour of a boy whose only ability seems to be eating his weight in food, of all people!

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