Dib's friend was sure that his girlfriend was only using him.
Nobody that beautiful was that down to earth! There was no way she was being genuine!
But there was no way he would ever doubt her ever again.
As kids me and my childhood best friend used to play that we were pokémon - Plusle and Minun specifically - and if someone wanted to join they could be Pikachu which was not at cool because Pikachu didn’t have a counterpart that it shared a theme with and that was literally identical to it save for the color scheme
Because I have over the years posted it on Xitter, but not on here, another poem by Archy the Cockroach. (He writes in lower case as he is jumping onto the typewriter keyboard head first in order to type, as in this illustration by George Herriman.)
warty bliggens, the toad
i met a toad
the other day by the name
of warty bliggens
he was sitting under
a toadstool
feeling contented
he explained that when the cosmos
was created
that toadstool was especially
planned for his personal
shelter from sun and rain
thought out and prepared
for him
do not tell me
said warty bliggens
that there is not a purpose
in the universe
the thought is blasphemy
a little more
conversation revealed
that warty bliggens
considers himself to be
the center of the said
universe
the earth exists
to grow toadstools for him
to sit under
the sun to give him light
by day and the moon
and wheeling constellations
to make beautiful
the night for the sake of
warty bliggens
to what act of yours
do you impute
this interest on the part
of the creator
of the universe
i asked him
why is it that you
are so greatly favored
ask rather
said warty bliggens
what the universe
has done to deserve me
--Don Marquis 1878-1937
--from Archy & Mehitabel
Obsessively studying your recently-resurrected arch-nemesis isn't, like, any kind of mental health red flag, is it? Like that's probably fine right?
"what's your dream job??" Uhh to have 17 weird little hobbies that I don't have to be good at and hang out with friends. I get money via being the world's specialist little princess
I'm pretty sure the kiddo Zim and Dib wouldn't be a fan of my older version of them, which made me a little sad in the past BUT! Finally, I decided to go full-on messiness and hatred with each other! Make them both despise each other! Make them think how much the other version is stupid! Let them be this hot mess that isn't able to have a civil conversation even with themselves! xDD
From my dear anonymous friend! They also do the art for my fanfic 23 Days :D
Zim experiences an earthquake for the first time in his life