Dib's Friend Was Sure That His Girlfriend Was Only Using Him.

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Dib's friend was sure that his girlfriend was only using him.

 Nobody that beautiful was that down to earth! There was no way she was being genuine!

But there was no way he would ever doubt her ever again.

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As Kids Me And My Childhood Best Friend Used To Play That We Were Pokémon - Plusle And Minun Specifically

As kids me and my childhood best friend used to play that we were pokémon - Plusle and Minun specifically - and if someone wanted to join they could be Pikachu which was not at cool because Pikachu didn’t have a counterpart that it shared a theme with and that was literally identical to it save for the color scheme


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1 year ago

Because I have over the years posted it on Xitter, but not on here, another poem by Archy the Cockroach. (He writes in lower case as he is jumping onto the typewriter keyboard head first in order to type, as in this illustration by George Herriman.)

Because I Have Over The Years Posted It On Xitter, But Not On Here, Another Poem By Archy The Cockroach.

warty bliggens, the toad

i met a toad

the other day by the name

of warty bliggens

he was sitting under

a toadstool

feeling contented

he explained that when the cosmos

was created

that toadstool was especially

planned for his personal

shelter from sun and rain

thought out and prepared

for him

do not tell me

said warty bliggens

that there is not a purpose

in the universe

the thought is blasphemy

a little more

conversation revealed

that warty bliggens

considers himself to be

the center of the said

universe

the earth exists

to grow toadstools for him

to sit under

the sun to give him light

by day and the moon

and wheeling constellations

to make beautiful

the night for the sake of

warty bliggens

to what act of yours

do you impute

this interest on the part

of the creator

of the universe

i asked him

why is it that you

are so greatly favored

ask rather

said warty bliggens

what the universe

has done to deserve me

--Don Marquis 1878-1937

--from Archy & Mehitabel


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1 year ago
An image formatted to look like a handwritten and hand-illustrated paper page from Journal 3, titled "Alien habits." In the alien "Fordese" cipher above the title it says "EAA would be jealous". There are doodles in the margins of triangles, circles, blocks, and lines.
Text:
"Watching Bill adjust to existing in a human body has been fascinating, from an anthropological perspective. (Or "trigonological"?) Every day he moves a little more "humanly"—I presume not because he's becoming more human, but simply because he's learning which motions and postures are easiest given the structure of human anatomy, versus which cause muscle strain. Still, some quirks remain."
Illustration:
Two drawings of human Bill Cipher, one pointing straight forward toward the viewer (this one has been crossed out in a red X) and one pointing sideways.
Text:
"He never points "forward," as a human would. Instead, he tends to turn his whole body sideways and point outward from his side, like a fencer pointing a foil. (It makes me think of the artstyle of Egyptian bas reliefs. Is he copying them?)"
Illustration:
Torso of human Bill, with one arm raised and pointing forward with one finger. A doodle of triangle Bill is doing the same pose with both arms.
Text:
"Sometimes, he shapes his arm in an L and points with only his fingertip. I often remember seeing him gesture like this in his true form."
Illustration:
Ford and Bill's hands, shaking. The image has been scribbled over in ink.
Text, in Caesar cipher:
"Is this a holdover from the second dimension? He also shakes hands "sideways.""
Another fake journal page. There's a pentagram doodle in the corner that resembles a house blueprint from the novel Flatland.
Text:
"He usually sits in lotus position. Crossing his legs can't have been possible in the second dimension! Is it just more comfortable for him? Or, like humans, does the position help him focus?
I can't imagine Bill meditating."
Illustration: human Bill, on a couch, seen through a doorway, looking boredly at something off screen. He's resting his cheek in his hand. His legs are crossed so that his feet are up on his thighs.
Illustration: human Bill sitting on a staircase, leaning against the wall, asleep.
Text:
"He sometimes falls asleep on the stairs. Is he used to sleeping upright? (He once claimed, as an energy being, he doesn't need to sleep, so perhaps he doesn't know how to do it properly—unless that was another of his lies.)
This can't be comfortable!"
The second journal page has been lowered to show its position inside a book, showing that, behind the journal, Bill is still sitting cross-legged on the couch like he is in the illustration, except his head's raised and he's looking straight at the viewer/illustrator. He's grinning brightly and saying, "Did you get my good side?"
Stanford Pines, holding a journal and writing in it in a pen, frowning heavily with an expression somewhere between anger and embarrassment. After a silent pause he says, "I'm not drawing you." Off-screen, Bill says, "Sure."

Obsessively studying your recently-resurrected arch-nemesis isn't, like, any kind of mental health red flag, is it? Like that's probably fine right?


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10 months ago
Just Two Of My OCs Being Gooffy BFFs ;)

Just two of my OCs being gooffy BFFs ;)


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1 year ago

This is now my dream job

"what's your dream job??" Uhh to have 17 weird little hobbies that I don't have to be good at and hang out with friends. I get money via being the world's specialist little princess

1 year ago
Meeting Your Younger Self Gone Wrong
Meeting Your Younger Self Gone Wrong
Meeting Your Younger Self Gone Wrong

Meeting your younger self gone wrong

I'm pretty sure the kiddo Zim and Dib wouldn't be a fan of my older version of them, which made me a little sad in the past BUT! Finally, I decided to go full-on messiness and hatred with each other! Make them both despise each other! Make them think how much the other version is stupid! Let them be this hot mess that isn't able to have a civil conversation even with themselves! xDD


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1 year ago
From My Dear Anonymous Friend! They Also Do The Art For My Fanfic 23 Days :D

From my dear anonymous friend! They also do the art for my fanfic 23 Days :D


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4 years ago
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Zim experiences an earthquake for the first time in his life


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