Death Note AU Where L Gets Hit Really Hard On The Head Just Before The Yotsuba Arc, Gets Amnesia, And

this fandom has truly ruined my ability to look like a normal person who doesn't just randomly snort with laughter to myself with no explanation at any given moment... because so many times a day I'll just be sitting there minding my own business and then suddenly remember some lawlight fanfic I saw one time where L's real name was revealed to be "Lustice"

can you imagine how funny it would be if beyond birthday lived like. light finally successfully kills L and then seemingly comes back to the task force the next day just like 12% weirder. He’s like oh yeah I faked it dw it was for the case and everyone else is like ah yes, classic L. And light is just having an aneurysm trying to figure out what the fuck is happening and to convince everyone he’s not L. “Oh but he’s crawling around on all fours that’s L behavior” “no, if you paid attention you’d notice that all the weird stuff L did was to touch things as little as possible.” “I know his fake death might have upset you I understand, but I’m worried about you” “IT ISNT BEING MAD AT HIM OR GREIVING HIM THATS A FULLY DIFFERENT PERSON”

Like idk it’s just funny. Gaslight his ass

Someone should write a short horror collection inspired by aromanticism. Romance as a horror story. Romance like a coffin, suffocating, building dread; a monster in the wings that never appears, and in the end, you wonder if the monster was you.

After Sayu manages to convince him to not become a mass murderer, she then has to talk him out of turning himself in to the police because 1) they won’t believe him and think he’s gone crazy and 2) even if he does manage to make them believe the validity of the death note, they shouldn’t risk other people finding out about it.

They find a hiding place for the death note where neither of them can get access by themselves. Light eventually calms down and him and Sayu have a sleepover. He still feels really guilty about killing those two people but Sayu is with him to get through it. Five days later, she’s still hanging around in his room when Ryuk shows up.

After the initial scare, they talk to the shinigami and Ryuk eventually tells them that Light could give up ownership of the death note and he will lose his memories. Light declines because he doesn’t want to forget about his crimes. He decides that at the very least, he should live with his guilt.

Light and Sayu get used to living with Ryuk pretty quickly, with Sayu mostly the one keeping Ryuk entertained, and life goes on.

Until one day, criminals all over the world started dying of heart attacks.

I’ve seen Sayu Is Kira AU and Sayu Helps Light Be Kira AU but what about Sayu Stops Light Before He Becomes Kira AU??

L: If I do this, and he does this, causing me to do this, then he's definitely Kira. But if he does this instead, then I'll try this, and he reacts like this, THEN he's Kira. But I won't be CERTAIN unless I do this and he responds by doing this OR if that thing I thought he did a while back was actually him doing this to cause me to do this… 

Near: Look I don't know if L was certain or not, but frankly I don't give a crap. You're literally the only option by this point. Let's just skip to the end where I win and you shut the heck up already.

Local demon so evil, so wicked

deathnote but it takes place in 2022 and Matt leaks all the details of the Kira case to his discord kittens

plot twist one of his kittens is just near in disguise spying on mello

I like to add herbs to my breakfasts, too 🍳🧇🥓

She had absolutely no idea who she was, nor did she remember anything at all, but she she was smart enough to realize that she was in Hell.