Someone Should Write A Short Horror Collection Inspired By Aromanticism. Romance As A Horror Story. Romance

"I'm glad you're okay" but said by someone who has just had the shit beaten out of them, to someone who is not hurt at all, is a brilliant trope and I lose my mind every time.

The Immediate Murder Professionals has another job. Blitzo thinks they did a good job. Moxxie is just happy to go home.

Dib's friend was sure that his girlfriend was only using him.

 Nobody that beautiful was that down to earth! There was no way she was being genuine!

But there was no way he would ever doubt her ever again.

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LTOBER DAY ONE!!! Challenge where i draw L lawliet everyday for a month 😇🙏

Death Note AU where Sidoh gets a clue earlier and starts looking for his stolen notebook around the time Light and L have their virtual dick-measuring contest. He flaps down to confront Ryuk and Light, who just laugh him out of his house since Sidoh is as scary as a weird kitten. He manages to beg off a single page so he won’t die, and watches Light sneakily. He figures out who L is and goes to watch that human instead, thinking maybe he can get back at those two for laughing at him. So when L finally puts together the clues, ‘L did you know shinigami love apples?,’ Sidoh touches L with his single sad page of Death Note and says, “They don’t all love apples but that Ryuk sure does.” After L picks himself up off the floor and changes his pants, he has some questions.

siiiigh

Of course Dib has a whole wardrobe of the finest Irken fashion only the best the tallest’s human

mello (again)

Emobug a savage