A Woman Will Be 28 Or Whatever And All The 24 Year Olds Are In Shock Like “no Fucking Way I Seriously

Shikako, holding a python: Guys I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name him Sasuke: You did WHAT– Naruto: William Snakepeare

I didn’t know I wanted this...but now I want it

Okay, but can we make goth water parks a thing? I'm tired of having to find water parks that stay open late, are nearby and ain't too expensive then finally getting there to have everyone judge me for my black swimsuit, black swim gear, black beach towel, and my fancy-ass black umbrella then still get weird guys hitting on me cause "lol big tiddy goth girl all alone"

I demand a goth water park cause it be cool but I can also be among my people without shitty judgy Karens. And then I can find ME a big tiddy goth girl

My OC NaRi 

She’s in my one shot ‘Gold Digger?’ (and technically mentioned in ‘I thought you were my friend...’) :D

If you got enough money to live happily and comfortably for the rest of your life, but everyone who saw you immediately knew what fandom you are in and understood what that means, would you take it?

your honour their married and thats their child

lawlight

Light, *snapping at L*: I mean how petty can you get!?

L: I once edited a Wikipedia article to win an argument I was wrong about

Light: ... Was it about local self-government, Article 92?

L, *blinking slowly*: Yes

Light: That was you!?!?

The equivalent of calling your teacher 'mom'... yes this is an excuse to draw wet cat ballister 🫡