Mello Except I Get To Make Him Like Marginally More Emo

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(The audio was edited, in case it's not clear)

"His eyes darkened." The fuck does that even mean? Idk but I eat it up every time.

The idea that Sayu Yagami is just good at manipulating geniuses like her brother and that she does it innocuously because it’s funny to her is my favourite headcanon

Aizawa-san

Hi Neil, There's something I've been wondering since i watched the third episode of the second season for the first time: What were Elspeth's thoughts on that situation? I mean, she didn't know that Crowley and Aziraphale were an angel and a demon, she just saw this redheaded guy shrink in size then grow giant and then made her promise to be good. For the rest of her life, what did she think happened there?

That sounds like something that fanfiction exists to cover.

Light, *snapping at L*: I mean how petty can you get!?

L: I once edited a Wikipedia article to win an argument I was wrong about

Light: ... Was it about local self-government, Article 92?

L, *blinking slowly*: Yes

Light: That was you!?!?

obsessed with the kinda analysis that "this character is deeply and unequivacably a bad person" when they are reacting in an understandable way to enormous horrible stakes, trauma and consequences. and are a teenage girl

Light Yagami is so unintentionally funny like yeah sure L was witty but that was intentional and will never top Light simultaneously taking himself super seriously and doing the most laughably ironic things with zero self-insight 

Remember that time Light got so offended that Lind L. Tailor called him a murderer that he straight up murdered him on live tv?

And then accused Misa of tarnishing Kira’s name because she killed someone who disagreed with Kira on live tv?

Remember when Ryuk was like “then you’d be the only evil person left” and Light was like “nah bc I’m like, a really good student. If you get an A on your paper it actually stands for ‘Allowed to murder people just because you feel like it’ so I’m all good actually.”

Near read a lot of parenting books as a child. Why? Because reasons