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DO NOT SUPPORT SALVATION ARMY 

Reblog to let your followers know that despite your current obsession your previous obsessions still exist and are simply lying dormant until they awaken and strike again

for my followers in the states—please vote. “boycotting” an election is not a viable strategy to enact any meaningful change besides clearing the way for some truly horrific people to get into positions of power. we know how bad it got last time. now imagine the sheer damage that could be done now with a precedent.

Reblog if its ok to spam you with boops

A customer contacted our team with questions, and then finished their email with: "I am daunted by the complexities and unknowns." I haven't been able to stop thinking about it since.

youre nb but you call yourself a bitch (bitch is a FEMALE dog btw) why???

i am on the FLOOR

ancient greek word of the day: κακοθερής (kakotherēs), unfitted to endure summer heat

this tiktok screenshot ruined my life i need to see the serbian pigeon movie so so badly but it doesn't exist it's so foul to make this bad of a point with something so cool and then take it away from me.

i wanna talk about this shot

Today, we get to reblog this

dc literally has better villains than marvel because marvel antagonists are always like “i wear ALL BLACK and THREE PIECE SUITS and i kill people because i’m SAD inside” meanwhile everyone in gotham just be off the shits and have an actual aesthetic and presentation  

Yaaaaas 😍

the man the myth the legend

(he was gonna straight up shoot a guy)

Reading amazing fanfiction, then forgetting to bookmark it

Tim: good cop

Damian: bad cop

Dick: you better fucking be interrogated by my brothers

Robin 🦇

Dick: you have a Bruce revenge scale ?

Tim: yeah it depends how angry I am at him and the difficulty of revenge , level 4 I convince him green lantern is my favorite level 50 or something I became a green lantern

Spot on 😆

Duke: Mama didn't raise a quitter but she did raise a FOOL and it turns out those two things are a TERRIBLE COMBINATION.

Damian is the funniest child alive actually.

here's something stupid: the catcatfish

some quick facts:

they're nocturnal and tend to roam around while awake.

they have keen senses of smell and hearing, but terrible eyesight. despite this, they also have a tapetum lucidum, making their pupils "glow" in the dark.

their fur is short, dense, and oily to waterproof them.

they prefer a diet of mostly meat and are attracted to strong-smelling food like fish, cheese, and anything fermented.

the elongated dewclaw on each front paw is sharp, flexible, and nonretractable. it injects a venom that causes respiratory failure and cardiac arrest in prey and, in extreme doses, humans. veterenarians typically remove the dewclaw venom glands during the neuter/spay procedure.

they grow to an average of 1m and 23kg (3ft and 50lb) but can reach up to double that length and triple the weight!

via gracespelman

paint the town red🩸(red hood tim)

(based on @mammutblog's red hood timmy design i haven't stopped thinking about since the first time i saw it)

print! | playlist

saw this post and couldn't help myself. everyone point and laugh at him

thank you @theofficialdailyplanet

hey don’t cry. spiro the bald eagle failing at catching a crab, okay?

actually fuck this im gonna walk into the deep sea and never come back. bye

In honor of the Ides of March, my favorite Tiktok