Reading Amazing Fanfiction, Then Forgetting To Bookmark It

In honor of the Ides of March, my favorite Tiktok

Tim: good cop

Damian: bad cop

Dick: you better fucking be interrogated by my brothers

here's something stupid: the catcatfish

some quick facts:

they're nocturnal and tend to roam around while awake.

they have keen senses of smell and hearing, but terrible eyesight. despite this, they also have a tapetum lucidum, making their pupils "glow" in the dark.

their fur is short, dense, and oily to waterproof them.

they prefer a diet of mostly meat and are attracted to strong-smelling food like fish, cheese, and anything fermented.

the elongated dewclaw on each front paw is sharp, flexible, and nonretractable. it injects a venom that causes respiratory failure and cardiac arrest in prey and, in extreme doses, humans. veterenarians typically remove the dewclaw venom glands during the neuter/spay procedure.

they grow to an average of 1m and 23kg (3ft and 50lb) but can reach up to double that length and triple the weight!

actually fuck this im gonna walk into the deep sea and never come back. bye

Dick: you have a Bruce revenge scale ?

Tim: yeah it depends how angry I am at him and the difficulty of revenge , level 4 I convince him green lantern is my favorite level 50 or something I became a green lantern

This is the only day you can reblog this

for my followers in the states—please vote. “boycotting” an election is not a viable strategy to enact any meaningful change besides clearing the way for some truly horrific people to get into positions of power. we know how bad it got last time. now imagine the sheer damage that could be done now with a precedent.