Waluigi: I’m Getting Too Old For This. Go, My Son.

@divinelowblood

Phones with only one pussy are classist “ohh you can charge your phone and use headphones if you got Bluetooth” you got Bluetooth money???

"meta's face is cute so he hides it" is very valid and cool, imagine the opposite.

whatever orbs are, they are stupidly strong, extremely adaptable fighters and forces of destruction that seem to have one(1) whole solution whenever something doesn't go their way: go on a rampage across the land. that coupled with their endless appetites and diets that includes everything in the galaxy. also they're decently smart

they could very well be one of the scariest beings to come across in the universe, and meta is (or looks just like) one of them

could be that he stared wearing a mask to not make people assume the worse of him. better to be a nondescript knight than a flying orb

however. the whole "orb scary holy hell it could kill all of us" only comes up in places where people even know what an orb are and what they're capable of.

however, in every other part of the universe, gamble galaxy included? "oh how round, aw friend shaped"

why do I love this

I keep thinking about this

@scp-wiki-official

I needed this. I'm having lunch at school and I went from crying about my weight and stress-eating to actually enjoying my meal.

💙 If you’re feeling down, don’t forget you’re special in the eyes of N’Zoth, and he sees all.  💙

y'all really just took that theory and ran with it, huh

“And (Y/N)…thank you…for being in my life.”

Okay, here’s an angsty concept for your Warmer Winter AU, it’s called “Agony of a Demigod”:

(Based on The Owl House, specifically Agony of a Witch)

Skrael transforms into a wendigo in every harsh snowstorm but since he joined the good side, he fears that he’ll hurt everyone he loves, specifically (Y/N). (Y/N) knows his curse and they’re willing to find a cure for it.

But then, a harsh snowstorm has struck Arcadia…

Meta dad is very epic

One of the ones me and my friends play is called "Fish Fry" which is basically the more intense form of Two Truths and a Lie. You tell three crazy stories about things that happened to you in your life that your friends or other players have never heard you talk about, and then have them guess which is a tall tale.

ok so there’s a game me and my friends play called “don’t get me started” and basically someone gives another person a random topic and they have to go on an angry rant about it and it’s the best thing that’s ever happened to us at parties and car rides so I highly recommend playing sometimes with your friends

I am literally begging you to draw more Kirby

him busy eating burgies

if you mean temperature-wise, I'm turning on my box fans. If you mean as in attractiveness, I'd probably shoplift from a candy store and see if I can get back to my original weight. Then they won't be able to find me bc a skinny twig shoplifted and I'm a fucking fatass.

what if you woke up one day and you were hot