I Can't Get Over The First One

we need to do some fuckin "Arcane Order as Vines" videos

For the ToA kids

I needed this. I'm having lunch at school and I went from crying about my weight and stress-eating to actually enjoying my meal.

💙 If you’re feeling down, don’t forget you’re special in the eyes of N’Zoth, and he sees all.  💙

@divinelowblood

I finally had a Tumblr post-worthy thought.

Don't you ever, EVER, sit down on the toilet without checking for a spider first.

Because like

you ever just vibe in the shower with the spider sitting on its web in the corner closest to the ceiling?

It's a nice experience when you're having those nervous one-sided conversations as you're desperately trying to pop that pimple on your shoulder.

But like, what if the spider saw you use the toilet sometime before and then after you got out of the shower they were like

"Why do the gigantic two-eyed, four-limbed beings spend so much time on the shiny white stone domestic puddle?" and go to try it out for themself and then they just transcend space and time right then and there and are having this fantastic cosmic experience as their astral energy travels the multiverse

only to get suddenly smashed by a pair of asscheeks because somebody else in the house doesn't fucking look before they leap - or, in this case, sit down

just

just think about it

look before you sit on the toilet, people. Please, I'm begging you.

how the fuck did I drop these bars in the comment section

@kurogirifangirl @toasterbrainsatyress

Chillin’

Strongest in the galaxy!

(reblogs are better than likes)

@toasterbrainsatyress

Kirby Kirby Kirby! That’s a name you should

fear

Nari made the trees grow :)

Ok so I think I'm going to go with this for the reception. Tell me what you think

"You broke your promise so I'm breaking your kneecaps, hothead."

This is what happened when bellroc was babysitting Salsor when he was just a baby:

For the first time

autistic and possibly has an iron deficiency, I don't care if she's shown to trip, she falls way too often to be clumsy

also dedede has adhd. it might be me projecting onto a comfort character but. fuckit. adhddd.

ADHDDD................ I BIG LOVE THAT

bro projecting onto ccs is so fucking valid...... i share the same hc!!! i’m not adhd myself but i’m autistic and we’re solidarity so!!!!!!!!