Reblog If You Get Bitches, Are Bitchless, Or Are A Bitch. No One Will Know Which One Is The Truth

I cry like, once every two months and I can always tell when the day is approaching. It’s very tense.

You don’t need to specify that a pirate is feral – pirates are feral by definition. If it’s domesticated it’s a privateer.

I'm starting to feel like the reason why so many people on Tumblr have such a high Shot Dog Response to everything they see is because they're trying to fit a nuanced worldview into an all-or-nothing brain, like shoving to a square peg into a round hole.

So while they understand that the "all X is Y" world view they've been taught is wrong, the concept of "not all X is always Y" is far too complex for their little brain, so it gets simplified into "no X is ever Y", and that's the stance that they are going to defend to death from now on.

Like they'll scroll through tumblr and see someone's post that's like "the bus driver that drives my route every morning has shaved his big moustache so for a second I didn't recognise him" and the thought process going on in their little brain is

Bus driver=he? He/him=male pronouns. All bus drivers ≠ male.

And the outraged reply they jump to is "how dare you assume that your bus driver was male just because they had a moustache, maybe they are nonbinary, nonbinary people can have a moustache without you assuming that they're male."

No cap, Tubbo would be a fantastic Dungeon Master

All the latest art people have been making from this event are spectacular!

When you receive a Letter written in a Beautiful handwriting from you blind brother

Me, spinning a tube: I hope this is driving a thermal scientist mad rn..

ALL OF THE IMAGES YOU GET WITH THE CODE ‘DISPENSE MY TREAT’ The file name is ‘BILLS FILE DO NOT OPEN’ lmfao

Man, that last post was so hard to make work properly XD