Did Not Plan To Draw Honkai Star Rail Fanart Ever And Im Also Pretty Sure Someone Has Done This Already

Man, that last post was so hard to make work properly XD

I'm starting to feel like the reason why so many people on Tumblr have such a high Shot Dog Response to everything they see is because they're trying to fit a nuanced worldview into an all-or-nothing brain, like shoving to a square peg into a round hole.

So while they understand that the "all X is Y" world view they've been taught is wrong, the concept of "not all X is always Y" is far too complex for their little brain, so it gets simplified into "no X is ever Y", and that's the stance that they are going to defend to death from now on.

Like they'll scroll through tumblr and see someone's post that's like "the bus driver that drives my route every morning has shaved his big moustache so for a second I didn't recognise him" and the thought process going on in their little brain is

Bus driver=he? He/him=male pronouns. All bus drivers ≠ male.

And the outraged reply they jump to is "how dare you assume that your bus driver was male just because they had a moustache, maybe they are nonbinary, nonbinary people can have a moustache without you assuming that they're male."

This reminds me of a dream I had a few days ago! I hope it’s worth the long read.

So the dream begins with me at some kinda school that had a problem with mean students. I got into a fight with a guy which got us sent to counseling (in this world it’s basically detention and school "therapy" smashed into one) Now for a bit of context this world was like semi-magical. People had powers but they weren't really paid attention to. The counselor had us go in a circle say something we liked/loved, and I of course said "dragons". They all looked at me funny and I couldn't tell if because they had heard me say it too many times or if dragons were a weird thing to like. The counselor had me explain myself. Then, a giant blue dragon came down to the school to ask for my location, which for some reason caused everybody else to panic. The counselor told me that it wasn't safe for me to be here (as if it was horrible that a dragon was interested in me??) and told me to run.

Now I walked off for a bit and looked at my options: heaven and hell. Heaven was in the clouds and had wing imagery as you would expect. I don't remember too many details. Hell was more unique though. It was kind of like an rpg game, where you'd spawn in a low "level" area and you could move around to try and get stronger. The starting area reminds me of hot spring pools but if they were in the Nether and had lava instead of water.

I ended up choosing Hell because unlike Heaven you could choose your fate there. (Like in Heaven you wouldn't really have a goal to achieve while in Hell you could have something to work towards?) Hell was pretty nice ngl. It wasn't hot and there wasn't a lot of danger aside from the occasional imp. Most of the souls allowed to wander around weren't bad people either. Bad people were trapped in cages, usually surrounded by imps tormenting them I almost immediately ran into a group of high "level" demons and they took a liking to me. I asked them for help cause I wanted to get out of the starting area and they agreed to help me. They gave me instructions to take this special BBQ sauce to a demon who was in his restaurant at the time. [Demon was definitely a mafia boss or some shit] "If he starts getting grumpy and cursing then RUN. But if he doesn't say/do anything then you're in the clear." They take me to this guys restaurant which I think was a To-Go Mexican restaurant. (According to the demons the drive thru was new).

They handed over the special BBQ sauce while they taking their own orders. The dream ended shortly after that. Let it be known that the special BBQ sauce wasn't code for anything, the demon just had a passion for unique barbeque sauces. The other noteworthy thing is that the Devil was an axolotl with human legs and arms and a bowl cut mullet. He had the vibe of a very energetic old man. (Which I found to be another pro of Hell, the Devil seemed friendly!)

I want a story where the angels didn't fall, they jumped. they clipped their own wings, knowing their Master wouldn't have a use or a need for them once they were damaged and less-than-holy. they could not defeat the Tyrant who exerted absolute control over their lives, so they abandoned heaven their homeland in exchange for independence, accepting exile as its own form of freedom. and hell is just the place where all unwanted things are sent--be they angels or souls who just will not obey.

"Omg, I love these! They go up to size 6X AND they have pockets?! Wow!! But do you have anything longer?" Sure do, no problem!!

"YES these are great!!! But what about.. longer?" I gotcha!! Comin' right up!

"Now that's what I'm talkin' about! But... how about if I'm feeling like it's the kinda day where I need my clothing to be bifurcated???" Never fear, joggers are here!

*wild cheering*

/scene

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The Truth Behind Eeby Deeby

Context: I decided to show my parents Eeby Deeby to show them the obscurity of my generation’s humor and what memes are like nowadays.

My father works in IT and has dealt with tech his entire life, and according to him (and with some internet confirmation), eeby deeby is actually:

EE = error error

B = 8 or F

Y = a broken 9

D = Door

eeby deeby is a door malfunction warning or the battery backup has died (depending on if it’s an F or an 8). So all those memes aren’t completely wrong, it is pretty dangerous.

A stack'a Stakataka?

I think all computers should have cd slots and all phones should have headphone ports send tumble

Who are you and why am I following you?

Good questions!

this is how my brains been looking since last week