I Was At A Party Organized By My Uni Last Week And (not) Very Sober™️ And For Some Reason The Cocktail

i was at a party organized by my uni last week and (not) very sober™️ and for some reason the cocktail names where all italian brain rot characters. a guy behind me was trying to explain to his date the back story of tralalero tralala and mistakenly said it was a crocodile. being the insufferable person i am, i turned around and very soberly said that no tralalero tralala is a shark and the guy legit got the most shocked expression on his face as he started panicking over giving his date false information but at the same time he was super excited that someone irl knew wtf he was talking about lmao

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