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"Jon and Martin are in the computers" I hear you, I hear you. So then walk with me. A lot of people quote Jon's "I will not become another damn mystery." when they discuss why him being trapped in the computer is tragic. But I think you are all missing the even more devastating quote and the episode it comes from.

“Supplemental. It looks like my posting on a few of the more tech-savvy boards appealing for statements has worked. While the incident itself seems ultimately inconsequential, I was able to convince Tessa to have a look at Gertrude’s laptop, claiming to have locked myself out,”

From MAG 65. And what is MAG 65? Tessa Winters' statement about Sergey Ushanka. The man who tried to upload his consciousness to a computer and got trapped in it.

"While the incident itself seems ultimately inconsequential" Jon, you truly cannot stop being a self-fulfilling prophecy, can you?

Taking really long naps and only waking up to scream

I didnt think this post could get better BUT THERES AN ANALYSIS OF IT NOW

which one of u was going to tell me that tea tastes different if u put it in hot water?

Isnt it really neat how time works. Like its different times in different parts of the world but its also the same time, and you can look at posts made in the past and know when they were made because we have a cool way of describing time with numbers. And then if you look at something really far away youre looking into the past because light isnt instantaneous. Idk time passing is just so cool

Maybe this is just the sleep deprivation but what IS the difference between the desolation and the slaughter when you get down to it? Both deal with indiscriminate destruction. Is destruction of humans so far removed in the public conscious from destruction of property? Or is it that the slaughter tends to deal with war, government mandated destruction, and the desolation deals with smaller scale/less overseen destruction?

Aaa

Sometimes people ask if it's ADD or ADHD, and I'll let you in on a little secret:

It doesn't matter, it's the same thing!

In fact, it can be called any combination of the letters ADH in any order or number.

So like ADD, ADHD, ADDHD, HAHA, DAD, and HADADAD.

I AM SO

UNBELIEVABLY

normal about Chonny Jash

*ideas vibrate intensely in my brain*

:) :) :)

I keep getting ads for this ai dating app called blush, and i keep watching them in horrified fascination. Because they look *almost* human. At a glance you wouldn’t see it as strange. But you look at it, you watch the video, and something is *wrong*. It’s not clear what exactly it is. Any specific element looks fine, if a bit airbrushed. But together, something is wrong, something is deeply deeply wrong, that isn’t a human, that’s a predator, and you need to run before it catches you and eats you alive and feeds you to its children

Chair

I know what you're all definitely thinking. What if everyone from Gravity Falls was a chair. Well, I was bored enough at 3am to think about that too

Edit: part 2