Current Mood: Blocking Nsfw Spam Accounts From Seeing My Stuff While Listening To One Night In Bangkok

​heart can dance but is an asshole who steps on feet on purpose canon

[Considering your lack of sight, you're doing rather well. However, I'm starting to believe you're stepping on my feet on purpose.]

In 2020 we celebrated the thirtieth anniversary of the Good Omens book on the May 1st, only to learn later that it was not the correct date! :D

Theres an aromantic joke to be made here

Gender roll of the day:

Today’s gender roll is: 5 on an arrow

listen

nothings really all that real. like time is split into 12s and 60s because of sumerians and babylonians. the ideal ratio of oxygen to carbon dioxide is based on what it was when our specific shape of stupid meatsack evolved and thus what were adapted to. we make noises into our electronic boxes all day and they get turned into and exist as 1s and 0s on a server somewhere until someone else asks the server to show it to them at which point they're converted back into something people can read. or maybe they can't read it so they send it to another server that changes it from one human language to another and then shows the translated version, represented by a different sequence of 1s and 0s, to them. sometimes a lightbulb burns out because too much charge ran through it. your walls might have asbestos on them because it was a really pretty green and they didnt know it was toxic yet. you can actually buy peppermint bark at any time of year, its just harder to find them in spring. people do yoga with goats. pomeranians and great danes are the same species. you can usually extract an image from a webpage by going through devtools, which i only learned how to do because i wanted to see someones discord profile in higher definition. you can go to a pharmacy and get hair dye, ibuprofen, nail polish, and a candy bar in the same trip.

seriously this existence is completely arbitrary and mostly artificial and we should all just chill the fuck out. i advocate being nice to each other because nothing really matters so why make things worse?

bored poll time!

feel free to elaborate on what shade in tags if you want because tumblr only gives 12 slots get me out of here

New bot account format guys! Username made up of a few words usually, no dashes, and with a single random-ish post or reblog on it. They tend not to have their like or follow list visible, and they follow you out of nowhere and then don’t interact further. Interesting construction.

I literally fell to my knees laughing at this and i dont know why

I actually like how after every episode of tmagp some tma-listeners analyse statements like sommelier when he talks about some rich wine like hmmm this one is clearly the lonely with a slight hint of the stranger and maybe notes of the spiral and I think I can sense some desolation in here

How dare you make me choose one chonny jash song. Therefore 1. is going to be every chonny jash song

2. Villain (teniwoha)

3. Lets get this over with (tmbg)

4. Skullcrusher mountain (jonathan coulton)

5. Outliars and hyppocrates a fun fact about apples (will wood)

Special mention to zydrate anatomy (repo the genetic opera) actually its been a while since i heard this one but it’s always worth a shout

Can you tell im indecisive

@calypsosystem @roadkillerino @fishlung8877 hi guys hope im not bothering you, here have a ping

rules: 🎵 when you get this, list 5 songs you've been listening to. tag 5-10 followers to do the same 🎵

BET HERE WE GO (this was on my dash and no one tagged me yet I’m still doing it) ((all of these songs have no swears btw))

your sky - Lionfield

AP Love - Olivia Zak

Tongues & Teeth - The Crane Wives

Hello My Old Heart - The Oh Hellos

That Man - Caro Emerald

OKAY I TAG @idkwhatthisisbutheresdcandstuff @creative-chaos-apparently @httpfaeryn @sparrowsortadrawzzz AND @theidioticcowboy

edit: @trashbins-stuff you are to do this now as well if you feel like it.

Am I getting a good grade in tumblr mutual?