What Do You MEAN You Don't Write To Your Mom About Your Murders What Kind Of Shit Murderer Are You

MADE THIS FOR HER BIRTHDAY, BUT FORGOT TO POST IT HERE.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY ONE AND ONLY KINNIE, Hope she had a wonderful little day in her fictional little world ♥️

Tod doing dothe thing. Fuck

I need to be shaped like a weird stick and be unseen

Woman lore

if a werewolf dies but they were an organ donor does someone get a new kidney that turns into a wolf kidney once a month

Don’t let anyone who hasn't been in your shoes tell you how to tie your laces.

k.b. // unknown

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This is actually the best thing

OKAY so on TMA twitter ppl have been making rp accounts and

and so obviously in addition to there being several rp accounts for each character theres also been an avalanche of ppl making twitter accounts for their ‘tmasonas’ who are generally institute employees which is fun but yesterday i noticed that as a general rule all the OC accounts seem pretty in the know re: the deal with the archives/entities/etc. and i started thinking like… what would a twitter account look like for an institute employee that just genuinely has NO idea. is just 100% oblivious to like an almost impressive degree. so i made one and here are some highlights

I love the tma fandom turnaround on The Horrors. For about three weeks, everyone was like omg happy gerry! Look at him! Probably some repressed trauma but he seems to have gotten out! And then people got suspicious and now everyones like “he seems… too happy. Who’s controlling him” and honestly it’s kind of funny to watch

Sometimes i look at the reflection of something in my glasses so it looks like im staring daggers into some random thing to my right but im actually trying to, like, read a neon sign backwards