I Audibly Laughed At This

The ads here are all very Stranger. I like saving them to dissect their Wrongness later. I like this cake one, though. No cursed faces, no floating limbs, no almost-words, just cakes!

This ad feels like a lure of the stranger but a very innocent and new lure. Yes. That is cakes, good job.

Tumblr is boring. I think if you double tap a post to like it and you do that like ten times in a row it should make confetting appear or something

Someone left me on tma tumblr for too long and now im writing fanfic instead of doing the things i said i would do today 👍

Theres an aromantic joke to be made here

Gender roll of the day:

Today’s gender roll is: 5 on an arrow

This is actually the best thing

OKAY so on TMA twitter ppl have been making rp accounts and

and so obviously in addition to there being several rp accounts for each character theres also been an avalanche of ppl making twitter accounts for their ‘tmasonas’ who are generally institute employees which is fun but yesterday i noticed that as a general rule all the OC accounts seem pretty in the know re: the deal with the archives/entities/etc. and i started thinking like… what would a twitter account look like for an institute employee that just genuinely has NO idea. is just 100% oblivious to like an almost impressive degree. so i made one and here are some highlights

Michael’s hair is actually fiberglass. It looks soft and interesting to touch but then you touch it and oops glass in your fingers

Spambot Sign In Desk

Hello, if you are a spambot please queue up on this post. I will report and block all of you at my earliest convenience which is not right now *why are there like 20 of you*

I remembered what it was about ten seconds after posting

Anyways if the distortion can be summoned by knocking on a wall and wanting to talk to it, that implies that it’s constantly aware of all walls and the emotions of the people near them. Distortion would probably vibe with the web in an alternate universe

I was having complex thoughts about the distortion, truly expanding my concept of reality by way of the funny gay door thing, and then i got distracted and forgor

S1E1 Rose: The Stranger

This one’s easy. It’s the Stranger. Of course it’s the Stranger. It’s mannequins. If that weren’t enough, Mickey gets replaced by one and Rose doesn’t notice for a while. It’s got Stranger written all over it. Nikola never watched Doctor Who or the Unknowing would have been wayyyy more dangerous.

Starting my first “long thread of me watching a thing”

The thread?

Assigning tma fears to every doctor who episode (starting with the 9th doctor and going onward)! I plan to watch every episode basically chronologically but we’ll see how it plays out.