There’s Arcane Content On My Dash And I Don’t Understand It But People Seem To Be Having A Good Time

The thing i both love and hate about michael’s sacrifice was how simultaneously inevitable and preventable it was.

With the info gertrude had, she thought she had to sacrifice someone to save the world. She doubtless thought michael’s blind trust in her was necessary for the plan to work. From her perspective, her actions make sense and couldn’t have happened any other way.

And yet. And yet. It would have failed anyway, whether michael was there or not. Michael could have lived a long and happy life (or at least not been fed to an eldritch horror) and the world would not have ended.

His death is pointless. He died for nothing. And yet there was no path by which he could have survived without changing fundamental aspects of the timeline. Preventable, yet inevitable.

Sure

Hey, could you do me a favor?

Could you just RB this?

The little RB statistics chart is so pleasant and stimmy to look at and I want to see what it looks like when it gets really REALLY huge because it makes me think of some deep sea lifeform

in fucking Tears thinking about how disgusting a baby griffin would look

I want to do a hear me out cake but i think my perception of what even counts as a hear me out has been horribly warped by the simple fact that i am on tumblr

Wow. That’s a hell of a reblog. Nice tags there, past sleep-deprived me

Gender roll of the day:

Today's gender roll is: Werewolf 😎

What if the watcher wasnt ceaseless

Honestly I kinda get Mike Crew. After the millionth time someone asks something about you that they find weird, you do, in fact, start wanting to throw them off buildings. If I had sky powers I’m not entirely certain I wouldn’t use them that way

Uh oh! You are now a were-animal! This means you become a human-sized animal hybrid with uncontrollable bloodlust every night!

Spin this wheel to get your species

The life cycle of a subway sandwich meme

unholy amalgamation: