You Think They Were Banging On The Down Low Though

"oh i love sea grunks because they both work out all of their problems together and have clear communication!" WRONG. i love sea grunks because you know that both of them are getting thrown overboard multiple times a week because stan stole fords glasses, then ford made jokes about stans fanfiction, then stan shot back about fords fanfiction, then ford stole stans glasses in retaliation. and in the process of trying to tackle ford, stan throws them both overboard and afterwards they sit on the deck facing opposite directions, pouting, while looking like sad wet cats.

then they get over it, the exact same thing happens 2 days later and the cycle repeats.

(since this post is inexplicably blowing up again i’m gonna shamelessly plug my art. please look at my art.)

that actually sounds so cool. i would appreciate credit and if you could mayhaps provide a link to it when its done that would be great too.. i am very interested...

ok ok more stan twin headcanons. this time it’s how they recover from being overstimulated for an extended period of time

ford:

-paces around his room

-listens to music (mostly soundtracks)

-fidgets with all of the random stuff in his room. trinkets and things

-sometimes writes/draws in his journal

-maybe even watches a comfort show

-mostly non-verbal but if you’re close to him (family) he’s more than willing to just sit there and listen to you talk for a while.

-also takes off his glasses during this time. doesn’t want to have to take in all of details in his vision at once.

-tries to focus on just little things at a time. it slowly wears off but it’s still effective and he starts talking again pretty quick.

stan:

-THE VOID.

-no lights

-no noise

-no fidgets

-only laying on the floor

-only staring at the ceiling

-if you even think of coming near him you’ll get clobbered (not really but he REALLY wants to be alone)

-entirely nonverbal

-basically puts himself in a sensory deprivation tank and it works like a factory reset button. he’s fine like 10 minutes later.

guys i think bill possessed me i passed out and when i woke up this was drawn on my screen /j

steal his look!!

u run the fiddleford and tate blogs don't u

oh no.

i think it’s paranoia for both of them, just for different reasons.

thinking of sea grunks again theyre both pathological liars (thanks caryn) so whenever they start talking to other people in the places they go the lying just ricochets between the two of them and by the end theyve both created a completely fabricated story about where they're from, where they're going, who they are, and literally everything. and its never the same story. afterwards they're just like "....what even was that??" and go on like nothing happened.

have a good day/night!

oh thanks man

(hey uh. tw for like. eyestrain and stuff? these colors are pretty bright man. and also maybe like psychological torture and stuff.)

anyways. just dr NTL and bill "bonding" dont you just love getting revenge on your muse because they psychologically manipulated and tortured you so you psychologically manipulate and torture them

that right there is the look of a man who’s had his entire worldview altered

Imagine you finally start to remember the love of your life and then he comes back and he’s finer than he was at 18 or 30

i couldnt end tdov without posting our favorite transfem butch ever

sorry i forgot tumblr existed also im obsessed with gravity falls now. happy birthday to these bastards