Gonna See If I Can Drop Into A Barnes And Noble With My Dad Today And Search For Him More Specifically

even MORE stan twin headcanons so we all know from the charity stream that ford is very oblivious to people flirting with him. haha! very funny! very silly! so when he goes out to bars with stan he usually doesnt understand when people are flirting with him (and if they're stupidly obvious with it, then he turns them down because hes married to mcgucket and YOU CANT TAKE THAT AWAY FROM ME-) and stan flirts with people in bars a lot. you know. as he does. whenever someone comes up to flirt with him or whatever, ford will look away and pretend not to listen.. and then turn back around when he realizes that stan is just as, if not, more dense and clueless than he is. and he doesn't even realize he's being flirted with?? he's just?? casually talking to this person who's clearly interested????? like it's taking him forever to realize?? when he does realize, though, he immediately starts flirting back and ford turns back around again. whether it's just an internal doubt where he doesn't think anybody would be interested in him, and just takes it as them being nice, or he's just really that clueless, ford doesn't really know. but he's started to put on a stopwatch to see just how long it would take for him to flirt back. the longest it's taken so far is 15 minutes and 34 seconds.

*puts a silly hat on ur head* :3

i will accept this.

this interaction but with enard and… fiddlecoral? coral mcgucket? whatever his name would be. i don’t think he’d actually be a coral thing but this interaction is so them i had to draw it anyways.

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NO. NO NO NO NO NO SHUT THE FUCK UP RIGHT NOW. YOU GET THIS WHEN YOU INPUT "SORRY"???? FUCK YOU. ACTUALLY FUCK YOU. AND ON FIDDLEFORD FRIDAY?? AAAAAAAAAAHIOUGASHPIUHGPA

fuck this guy but this palette is pretty cool

for once i actually drew him on friday. i drew him so much on friday.

i just realized. that my pfp looks almost just like the official rune of delta page i just like joker (perhaps an unhealthy amount)

i think it’s paranoia for both of them, just for different reasons.

thinking of sea grunks again theyre both pathological liars (thanks caryn) so whenever they start talking to other people in the places they go the lying just ricochets between the two of them and by the end theyve both created a completely fabricated story about where they're from, where they're going, who they are, and literally everything. and its never the same story. afterwards they're just like "....what even was that??" and go on like nothing happened.

100 followers. yaaaayyy.

another video.. yaaay