Every Time Someone Draws Stan Pines With Big Naturals An Angel Gains Its Wings.

i just thought of something and need to add an honorable mention for stanford specifically "bingle bongle dingle dangle. yippity to. yippity ta. ping pong. lippy tappy to ta." thank you for coming to my ted talk

the vocal stims have been hitting different lately which lead me to thinking about what stanley or stanfords vocal stims would be. stan would probably just scream or make weird animal noises. nobody really knows where those came from. that or he would just randomly recite advertisements from the 80's at insane speed. stanford. he just imitates different noises he heard from other dimensions. or speaks in those other languages.

i think it’s paranoia for both of them, just for different reasons.

thinking of sea grunks again theyre both pathological liars (thanks caryn) so whenever they start talking to other people in the places they go the lying just ricochets between the two of them and by the end theyve both created a completely fabricated story about where they're from, where they're going, who they are, and literally everything. and its never the same story. afterwards they're just like "....what even was that??" and go on like nothing happened.

“i dont?”

“no.”

little guy

guys im gonna write a sea grunks thing. like an actually oneshot little baby writing thing. i havent written in like a year but you know what we say? fuck it we baaallllllll

i’ve so far had two dreams about gravity falls

in both of them it was about the stan twins

in both of them i was stan

and both of them were in the past (first was with like. 27 year old twins and the more recent one was with child twins)

both were also relatively wholesome.

idk what point i’m trying to make here but i see a pattern.

fiddleford (stargazing with ford like 30 years prior): ..hey, stanford? ford:yes, fidds? fiddleford:have ya ever thought of.. y'know, settlin' down? startin' a family? ford:oh, dont be silly! i dont need a wife to be content with my life. i simply wish to focus on my research. fiddleford:..riight. fiddleford:(..a.. wife..?)

stan (on the stan o' war II at some point): hey ford. ford: yes, stanley? stan:you got yourself a boyfriend or anything yet? ford: ford:did. did you mean girlfriend? stan: sixer. did it sound like i said girlfriend? ford:...i mean- stan:you had a FRAMED PHOTO of nikola tesla on your desk in your secret little study area. i dont want to hear it. ford:...okay, fair enough. and uh... no, i have not yet found a romantic partne- stan:haha no bitches. or bastards. ford: >:( stan: :)

sorry chat. the brainworms got to me.

valentines day. yaayyyy so heres some fiddauthor

huh? what do you mean its almost been 2 entire months since i did an unnecessarily long post about stan twin headcanons? ....okay, fine. stan twins food preferences. you want this about autism? sure. why not. do whatever you want. its canon anyways and we all know it. stan likes: any kind of greasy, unhealthy, and downright heart attack inducing food. not only is it cheap and affordable, but its also very comforting. you just gotta stuff your face sometimes. he especially likes burgers and tacos because you can just kinda shove whatever you want in them and it will still taste great. an honorable mention is also seafood. he would eat it every meal if it was more affordable, but the fish from the lake is good enough. toffee peanuts. we know this already, but i would be burned at the stake if i didnt mention it. "oh but he has trauma because thats what got him caught by ford when he broke the project" shhhh. shut. that is probably the last thing he was focused on during that entire time. comfort candy is comfort candy and i think that would be hard to actually ruin for stan. do you get what i mean. his favorite icecream flavor is anything with caramel swirls in it. ford likes: simple foods. things like eggs and toast. plain burgers with nothing on them. while this should in theory mean he eats healthier, it does not. he could eat so much biscuits and gravy its actually insane. tolerates fried food as long as its completely pat down and dry on the outside. he loves anything with absurd amounts of sugar in it. as long as its not too many flavors at once. things like pudding and cakes without frosting. he could probably eat an entire cake in one sitting as long as it doesnt have frosting on it. jellybeans. again, we know this already. but it felt important to mention. he constantly carries jellybeans on his person, no matter where hes going. he also really likes rock candy and those chocolate pebbles or whatever. he just really wants to eat rocks and those things scratch the itch in his brain really well. his favorite icecream flavor is strawberry. its a good balance between rich and refreshing. stan dislikes: stuff like pudding or oatmeal is just. gross to him. the texture is all the same, and.. well, its basically just the texture. in general, hes not very picky with food, but unless its soup or icecream, he doesnt like non-solid food. also, weirdly enough, he doesnt really like plain chocolate. it has to be in or on something. i mean who can blame him. what kind of weirdo fills up a cup of chocolate chips and eats them in bed while writing about gravity falls. and its not even milk chocolate, its dark. i mean what. whatd i say. ford dislikes: weirdly enough. pizza. you may be thinking "how does a guy from jersey not like pizza" and the answer is that. he will eat pizza, hes just very, very, very picky about it. if he doesnt like it, he gives it to stan and scarfs it down. so pretty much all of the time unless he actually makes it himself. the crust needs to be soft, but not chewy, and it cannot be soggy. the cheese needs to stick to the crust without sliding around after a couple of bites. the outer crust needs to also be covered with sauce. now. the best way to go about these specific criteria is infact to put the sauce over the cheese. i know. its horrific to those who give a single shit about this topic. but its true. so what im saying is whenever they go to a pizza place he gets cheese breadsticks and dips them in marinara. he prefers that over normal pizza. i blacked out and woke up to an entire paragraph solely about ford pines' pizza preferences. what just happened. anyways he doesnt like stuff with too many toppings. too many textures at once. ok so i knew this post was gonna be long but. i think i wrote twice as much for ford than i did stan. and half of that was about pizza. uh. whatever. hit post.