Happy Birthday To Nwhs. Very Cool. Very Sick

i think a lot of people draw him with hair because he has hair

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(anons image) wait what when was this what episode huh?? they show multiple times that the man has no hair. in the memories he says he puts a hat on because he was losing his hair. this stage of some hair still being left is like. only shown in the memories during SotBE. I'm talking post canon.

does it look like this creature has hair. he has charlie brown sydrome he has like 4 tiny hairs on the top of his head. listen you can draw him with hair just dont try to tell me its canon (but also correct me if im wrong because im a dumbass sometimes)

"ooohhh fiddauthor so sad so cute theyre so yaoi" you are all overlooking a very very important detail here. FIDDLEFORD HAD AND WORE FULL ASS COWBOY BOOTS IN COLLEGE.

guys im gonna be very open and vulnerable with you right now. okay? dont make fun of me. im very, very, VERY tempted to make an oc for the simple purpose of shipping them with stan because i think he deserves to have a big bear boyfriend who loves him and they'd get married (for tax benefits of course) and be happy. too many people ship him with twinks. his boyfriend should completely tower over him. idk thats just what im thinking right now. edit: i gave in

so i drew up a little concept for him..

do not ask this man where he was in the mid 80’s…

this design is subject to changes so don’t get too attached to everything. don’t be fooled by his appearance he is fucking huge. like bud gleeful huge.

i love my they/them spider

"spleens did you just make two (technically three if you include that ask) posts about stan pines having big tits in a row back to back in like two days time" and to that i say i plead the fifth.

also originally i just drew like. teenage(??) stan with sans clothes. and then it snowballed very quickly.

sorry i forgot tumblr existed also im obsessed with gravity falls now. happy birthday to these bastards

picturing stan confronting bud gleeful except its just the opening to candy store from the heathers musical.

i want to post something about ford and his relationship with bill (similar format to the mcgucket posts i made) but i feel like it wouldn't be worth it with the amount of disclaimer i would have to put. my idea of "billford" is very specific and i dont want to tag it as that nor have other people tag that because of the way other people perceive it. people do not scroll through the billford tag to see a "complex" analysis of how abusive their relationship was and how bill sees ford as a toy or pet to control and play with as a way to comfort himself and cope unhealthily. people scroll through the billford tag to see them kiss and be silly when that is not at all my intention. i dont know how i would word it on the actual post in a short format which discourages me from posting it at all because i dont want the wrong audience under a post like that. do you understand. please understand.

stan and ford refer to cats as meow meows. there is no context in where they will call them anything else. theyre just meow meows. nobody really knows where they picked up the habit, but they insist on keeping that name specifically. its been a thing since childhood and it will never ever change. everytime they see a cat they go "meow meow!!"