Huh. What A Weird Little Guy.

guys i love those vampire stan aus as much as the next person but let’s all be honest if he was actually a vampire he would be soo lame

he got bit by one of his exes who he didn’t realize was a vampire. he thought it was just kinky stuff at first but then he woke up the next morning with blood cravings and went “fuuuuuuccckkkk”

he tried to hunt a person once but people really underestimate how much energy it takes to chase down someone and keep them still long enough to feed. the minute he got done, he was still hungry because he spent all of his energy on getting them to where it made zero difference. so he steals from hospitals, not because he feels guilty, but because it’s just too damn tiring to feed off people. blood bags don’t struggle.

and god damnit, for the life of him he can’t figure out the bat thing!! how do they do that? he just can’t get it. he’s such a loser. i mean. i guess he’s immortal too but he wasn’t ever going to die anyway. he’s just somehow even more reckless than he already was.

i have mixed feelings about people giving spamton tits. i like the robotic puppet body a lot, but i guess i cant complain about titties

here’s another fiddleford but with this color palette

fiddtober day 8. decided to pull from the fun list again and animated it for no reason.

HOW THE FUCK DID I JUST WAKE UP TO 99+ NOTIFICATINOS WHERE DID YOU MFS COME FROM?????

fiddtober day 9. i imagine that thing gets pretty itchy sometimes

just had my first therapy appointment. feeling good. (this bitch talked about fiddleford hadron mcgucket for 75% of the session)

ghost shanklin actually has a perry the platypus sorta situation going on. pines cat (i don’t have a name for it yet) is usually very unamused by it.

have a good day/night!

oh thanks man

⭐💖 Headcanon ask game 💖⭐

There are lots of deep questionnaires and ask games for OCs but I see fewer for people who primarily write fanfiction and develop canon characters into more fleshed out forms. So here's one for anyone who's interested.

Send a character and a number and I'll tell you a headcanon or perception that I have about this character's:

-1- name -2- family -3- childhood -4- voice -5- face/looks -6- hair -7- body -8- smell/personal scent -9- clothes and habits of dress -10- posture/physicality/movement -11- hobbies and interests -12- skills and abilities -13- ideals or philosophies -14- goals and intentions -15- pets or feelings about animals -16- home/place that they live -17- personal sense of style and decor -18- beloved or important items or property -19- favorite food and eating habits -20- love language/way they show affection -21- fears -22- favorite things -23- occupation/job -24- best memory -25- worst memory -26- interactions with their friends -27- interactions with their enemies -28- interactions with their lovers -29- quirks and personal habits -30- personality -31- way they are perceived by others -32- toxic traits -33- redeeming qualities -34- feelings about themself