Hi Shadow

the swears that non-native-english-speakers come up with are absolutely fantastic sometimes. my friend just said “she is fuck as shit” instead of “she is fucking shit” and now i cant stop saying things are fuck as shit. the weather is fuck as shit. my homework is fuck as shit. phenomenal.

Based on my own research, it seems that no amount of "I wish I had a girlfriend" posts are ever actually bringing you anywhere closer to getting a girlfriend.

me: saving a file locally any program: hii 😏save it on the cloud... 😫🫠hey did you know we have a cloud service??😳🤤 hey🥺. you want to save locally 😫😭but pleassse upload. 🫠😫😫omg our service now includes😈 online sevicr😏👄. upload it to 🤤clowud👄..we have a 👀 cloud🤤🥺🥺. give it to me Rachel😳😫hey! 😘 look!!👀👀 online servbive .save it on 💦 our 💦 server💦🥺🥺 😈. oww m g 👉🏻👈🏻pleasss😳🥴 uploard your fileee on our cloud service😭😩. it's so good!!😵‍💫 give it to mmmeee 😫🥺 do it.👄 noo 😮not locally🥴😭😭. use our 😘online servjceeee👉🏻👈🏻😩

if you can't handle me at my 'chat am i cooked', you don't deserve me at my 'we are so back'

"why are you on your phone all the time" my frands :) hope this helps!

[guy with the Cant Focus Disorder] why the fuck can't I focus

look, guys, this may seem ironic coming from a person with Verbose Disease, but I'm about to tell you the secret to winning social media: shutting the fuck up. you have a controversial discourse opinion? shut the fuck up and no one will know. can't participate in a boycott for various reasons? shut the fuck up and no one will know. you think or do something Problematic that has no bearing on anyone but yourself? shut the fuck up and no one will know. you haven't been keeping up on a pressing social issue? shut the fuck up and no one will know. your mind is a wonderful place where you can have all the bad takes in the world and they're all perfectly insulated from everyone and everything unless you try to excise them on a grand scale. you can take the mental L all by yourself without using a public platform as a confession booth and face zero repercussions and it'll be just fine. open up a damn diary and explain yourself there.

do you ever start writing a comment on the internet and then think “oh what the fuck am i going on about” and delete it

When you decide to revamp your OC but it doesn't make any difference at all since you've barely talked of them so far and you do not even have a reference sheet or even any full blown and colored drawing to be able, not even have used them in a published fic to point out to your moots what have changed, you just have to sit there with the mental recollection of what have changed (and the word document with it all not explained but explained)

*guy who is very clearly going through. something* oh yknow. just a little tired haha