(departure From My Usual Content, Apologies For The Self-indulgence)

(departure from my usual content, apologies for the self-indulgence)

SPOILERS FOR THE MAGNUS ARCHIVES - SEASON FINALE Lyrics under the cut:

Find a Leitner when you’re eight Take a job at a spooky place Start smoking again way too late Run back toward the worms to grab a tape Dumb ways to die So many dumb ways to die Spun by the eye-eye-eye So many dumb ways to die Wander tunnels after dark Chop a fractal table into parts Let yourself be framed Shake the hand of an angry living flame Dumb ways to die So many dumb ways to die Spun by the eye-eye-eye So many dumb ways to die Don’t let Michael Crew be polite Find yourself facing Daisy’s knife Get skincare advice from a plastic face Decide Distortion is a good escape Dumb ways to die So many dumb ways to die Spun by the eye-eye-eye So many dumb ways to die Steal a ghost from the hunter’s den Bring a bunch of C4 to The Stranger’s dance Let a man dig in your chest You know, who said you need all your ribs? Dumb ways to die So many dumb ways to die Spun by the eye-eye-eye-eye So many dumb ways to die Walk into a coffin to save someone Look into the heart of a blackened sun Gouge out your eyes in a half-baked flight plan Step into the Lonely cuz it’s taken your man And when it all comes down the that last ending At Martin’s hand, it’s quite possibly The roughest way to die The roughest way die Roughest way to die-ie-ie-ie So many dumb- So many dumb ways to die Be safe around webs. A message from the Archives.

♡ Gravity Falls ~ Valentines Cards! ♡

[ CW: Blood ]

ignore how late I put this out

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stanley pines fiddleford mcgucket bill cypher stanford pines cw: blood cw body horror cw eye horror this made me laugh way too hard

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sporadicsharkdeer

3 months ago

MOOORE SCOTTISH SAFEHOUSEEEE

(the way I recently found out, that we could have had T E N episodes of "the office romance", before shit hit the fan, but NOOOOO A l e x-)

(Martin's frostbite scars)

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tma jonathan sims martin blackwood oh my god I love this so much teaholding eats them

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sporadicsharkdeer

5 months ago

Honey don’t feed me I will come back

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sporadicsharkdeer

3 months ago

Realest game credit ever

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slay the princess jonny sims stp voices I want to play this so bad but literally thats the voices in my head

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sporadicsharkdeer

2 months ago

y’all just— thinking about how excited Stanley must have been to host the twins— Alex says he smokes cigars but he doesn’t smoke once in the show— has a beer gut but he only drinks sodas in front of the kids— doesn’t swear when they’re around which must have taken INCREDIBLE effort— Stanley Pines, known crook, buying pancake mix at the supermarket and many bottles of syrup— learning to cook basic healthy meals and burning so many of them before he gets it right— buying new sheets, new mattresses— avoiding bunk beds because it reminds him of Ford— looking at the attic room he made wondering “is this enough will they like me”— trying to act aloof at the bus stop so he doesn’t betray the fact that he was there hours early— watching them goof around and thinking of New Jersey beaches— then the first night they’re there, he watches them debate running away and only stay because Mabel shook a magic 8 ball. That must have kept him awake all night.

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sporadicsharkdeer

4 months ago

finally FINALLY done with this animatic. I did it with a lot of love, hope you guys like it as much as I do! also shout out to @gaynaturalistghost I used her daisy!monster design

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/pos crying and screaming and throwing up

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sporadicsharkdeer

3 months ago

Digital art of Jon around season one of
TMA. He is a light-skinned man with short, neatly
styled, greying hair and dark eyes. He wears
wire-rimmed rectangular glasses and is looking
into a mirror, tying his tie with a look of
concentration on his face. In the room around
him are visible a potted monstera, a coat rack
with one hooded jacket, a chest of drawers with a
book and lamp on top, and a print of Van Gogh's
Cafe Terrace at Night. Undertale-style flavour
text at the bottom of the image says "It's you!"

Digital art of Jon circa season five. His hair
has grown much longer, he is no longer wearing
glasses, and various scars dot his skin. The room
is empty but for a spider web in one corner. The
mirror is shattered, and in one shard there are
spectral green eyes on a black background
instead of a reflection. Jon's expression is
disconsolate and his hair flies around his head.
Undertale-style flavour text says " Despite
everything, it's still you."

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tma tma spoilers crying and screaming tma s5 spoilers

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sporadicsharkdeer

3 months ago

Mikaele Salesa is geniunely one of my favourite characters

So Salesa worked for motherfucking JURGEN LEITNER, saw a guy get eaten by a book and still thought, yeah I'm staying in this line of work but no books. INSANE BEHAVIOUR. And I think it somehow worked out for him, like how? My theory is that he was protected by the secret 15th fear, capitalism

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the magnus archives tma podcast magnus archives magnus archives spoilers Mikaele Salesa tma s5 spoilers

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