Murder Husbands

i miss my favourite fictional couples Tails, i miss them a lot

my vpn is not working AGAIN

*seductively* would you.. be interested in doing a unfunny bit with me sometime.. just the two of us..

One year gone

One year of killing civilians

One year of bombing hospitals

One year of bombing schools

One year of destroying a whole city

One year of starving people to death

One year of making people leave their homes to live in tents

One year and still the world just watching us dying

One year thousands are missing under the rubble thousands arrested with unknown future

One year of thousands of children lost either one of their parents or both

Thousands lost parts of their bodies

I can’t imagine this will continue for a year

Fuck this world fuck everyone

this is so them your honor

After they start dating, Pac starts messaging people asking them to rate his "fit of the day", and then just sending them a picture of FitMC doing whatever mundane (or bizarre) things they happen to be up to at the moment.

He makes this joke daily, and laughs to himself every time.

Mike & Tubbo are so done with him (but it's also a steady stream of blackmail material to annoy Fit with, so they don't tell him to stop).

Bagi and Etoiles always send ratings back, but it's very clear they're scoring for entirely different categories. ("8/10 Those cupcakes look delicious!" "-2/10 Broooo that apron is not even reinforced and where is his weapon? Fit, your wooden spoon will not save you bro")

NOT FUCKIN MUMBO HUAMBO EXPLAINING BBL TO OMMY INNYT AND PKILZA FUCKNG MINECRAFT WHERE THE FUCK AM I

i need to decorate my room i need those pretty vines they add but not the real ones or the popular fake ones i need to crochet them anyways i had a mini chocolate croissant and two cupcakes for breakfast how are you all?

there is no reason for me to feel no better than a man right now

the urge to art and craft is too strong. i need to draw my cubito dead. sew her hoodie. make her bracelet. write stories. crochet charlie slimecicle pinholder. i need to create guys I NEED TO CREATE.

Hello everybody and welcome back to another episode of "A Normal Day In My Life" where I ate sunflower seeds, cried over a scenario that did not happen, cried over a scenario that did happen, missed my cats, saw snow, wanted my bed, drew some LOREEEE and readied my earthquake bunker

and now i will go to sleep, goodnight!