All The Lessons I've Done Today Is Zero

We need to put more people in Minecraft. We all know modern AUs for Minecraft characters, and don't get me wrong it's amazing seeing that war-torn goober in the line at the local Walmart. But what if we did the opposite. Take some random people. They could be from a modern setting or from the 1880s or from space, it doesn't matter. Now put them in Minecraft. Apply vanilla Minecraft mechanics. What will happen to them? How will they do? Will there be a watcher-esque being guiding them back to their world, a normal folk who happens to know about people from other universes, or will they be on their own? Do they have to beat the dragon to go home, or something else? They could be the best assassin of all time, but how will they do against a walking leaf creature that explodes? Not to worry tho, they'll just reappear on the last bed they slept on. I don't have enough non-minecraft interests rn to do this but somebody anyone please listen to my pleas. Explore Minecraft mechanics more. And do it with people who are Not used to them. That's the power of fanfiction. Use it.

i'm being serious

the urge to make "Student's Coffee" but instead of water i use Red Bull

collection of useful things tumblr has taught me:

even if you can't fall asleep, laying down with your eyes closed will still rest your body

you don't have to brush your teeth standing up

you don't have to do any chore standing up, from dishes to showering

you don't have to shower with the lights on

if you can't brush your teeth, flossing and a tongue scraper gets rid of plaque and bad breath

if you can't do that, mouthwash kills a lot of bacteria

eating "unhealthy" food is better than eating no food

you can make the same meal everyday for however long you still want it

some pills come in syrups or chewables if you can't swallow them

kids nutritional shakes can be a quick way to get fuel if you can't eat/don't have time

if walking hurts/exhausts you on a regular basis, canes and rollers are for you, no matter how young you are

we have free will—if doing something "out of the ordinary" makes life easier for you, do it

if you have even a dollar to spare, please consider donating to Alaikum's family.

they're a large family at only 10% of their goal to evacuate, and could use any help you can give!!

ADS THAT SUDDENLY TAKE UP THE WHOLE PAGE

this makes everything much easier, thank you!

the urge to make "Student's Coffee" but instead of water i use Red Bull

i don't know how to respond to people here

ah yes, (another) incest couple of the server /j

trick or treat! 🦴🎃🎃

Trick! Have a tiny picture of my cubito and his girlfriend