Semi Unrequited

Bestie you are not helping the case

this girl is one of my best friends for 4 years. how do i stop her from this.

We need to put more people in Minecraft. We all know modern AUs for Minecraft characters, and don't get me wrong it's amazing seeing that war-torn goober in the line at the local Walmart. But what if we did the opposite. Take some random people. They could be from a modern setting or from the 1880s or from space, it doesn't matter. Now put them in Minecraft. Apply vanilla Minecraft mechanics. What will happen to them? How will they do? Will there be a watcher-esque being guiding them back to their world, a normal folk who happens to know about people from other universes, or will they be on their own? Do they have to beat the dragon to go home, or something else? They could be the best assassin of all time, but how will they do against a walking leaf creature that explodes? Not to worry tho, they'll just reappear on the last bed they slept on. I don't have enough non-minecraft interests rn to do this but somebody anyone please listen to my pleas. Explore Minecraft mechanics more. And do it with people who are Not used to them. That's the power of fanfiction. Use it.

go for it queen! don't let the social rules stop you!

I want to eat rocks just because I feel like the crunch would sound so good

Slime called it /j

i wish they would just take an "am i gay" quiz instead of making it everyone elses problem

what do the buttons here do

tumblr refuses to load when i'm connected to my school's wifi but all other social media loads with no problem which to me indicates that my school banned tumblr specifically from their wifi and GOD i would love to know why

guys i am actually tweaking. what do you mean you are not working? i have place on my phone for you just so you can help me text gay people who live in there with you. you don't have the luxury to hold space if you don't do your job right. know your worth.

my vpn is not working AGAIN

dealing with the worst case scenario

your condom breaks

you feel a lump on your breast

your friends are ignoring you

you’re stranded on an island 

you got rejected by a crush

you get into a car accident

you got stung by a bee/wasp

you got fired from your job

you’re in an earthquake

your tattoo gets infected

your house is on fire

you’re lost in the woods

you get arrested abroad

you get robbed

your partner cheated on you

you’re on a ship that’s sinking

you fall into ice

you’re stuck in an elevator

you hit a deer with your car

you have food poisoning

your pet passed away

you fall off of a horse

you or your friend has alcohol poisoning

you have toxic shock syndrome

your house has a gas leak

Long forgotten boredom wip I just finished

Lots of my favorite vines are old ones, so here are some that I didn’t want lost to the wind

Might make part 2 w/more modern vines(?)