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Statler and Waldolf @ Fozzie whenever he makes a joke

There's no pain and there's no pressure No humiliation There's no fear and there's no shame There's no pulse now is it so strange?💀

Aurelio Voltaire — Dead Girls

Ok, so.

Things from the trailer that I liked:

Shadow!!! The design, the animation, all of that is great, and I can see they borrowed from the 2005 game, visually at least.

Maria! That little girl IS gonna die!

Robotnik is back, and homoerotic with Stone, as ever

Things I am not a fan of:

Gerald is alive? :/ Him being dead is central to Shadow's story, so I'm not sure how they're gonna incorporate that well...

No Amy, but more importantly NO ROUGE?! WHERE IS MY GIRL?!

The fat jokes. I can just feel that these won't be the only ones.

Shadow's voice is... Okay, Reeves isn't doing a bad job per se, but... I'll definitely have to get used to it.

They're working FOR GUN? This movie better have an ultimately anti-military sentiment or I swear to god...

i was actually born as a CD but a wizard turned me into a human to teach me a lesson

“It’s literally impossible to be a woman.

You are so beautiful, and so smart, and it kills me that you don't think you're good enough. Like, we have to always be extraordinary, but somehow, we're always doing it wrong?

You have to be thin, but not too thin, and you can never say you wanna be thin. You have to say you wanna be healthy, but also, you have to BE THIN.

You have to have money, but you can't ask for money because that's crass.

You have to be a boss, but you can't be mean.

You have to lead, but you can't squash other people's ideas.

You're supposed to love being a mother, but don't talk about your kids all the damn time.

You have to be a career woman, but also, always be looking out for other people.

You have to answer for men's bad behavior, which is INSANE, but if you point that out, you're accused of complaining!

You're supposed to stay pretty for men, but not so pretty that you tempt them too much or that you threaten other women because you're supposed to be a part of the sisterhood, but ALWAYS STAND OUT and ALWAYS BE GRATEFUL. But never forget that the system is rigged, so find a way to acknowledge that but ALSO, always be grateful!

You have to never get old. Never be rude. Never show off. Never be selfish. Never fall down. Never fail. Never show fear. Never get OUT OF LINE. It's too hard! It's too contradictory, and nobody gives you a medal or says 'thank you!' And it turns out, in fact, that not only are you doing everything wrong, but also, everything is your fault.

I'm just so tired of watching myself, and every single other woman tie herself into knots, so that people will like us.

And if all of that, is also true for a doll just representing a woman, then I don't even know." -Gloria the barbie movie

this is it. this is exactly it oh my god.

THE BATMAN (2022) + Tumblr Reactions

when my brother and i see a distinct lack of cheese snacks in the pantry

What do you think happens when Batman pulls up to McDonlands at like 4am. Then what. Are the employees so scared that they give him the meal for free or bc they’re thanking him for the work he does? What is his go to meal? Drink? Is Bruce too rich to know what a fast food chain is?

Maybe he calls up Alfred/you and is like “want anything while I’m here?” He gets the kids meals for the Robins? Does he have a little action toy based off him at least once?

As I re-watch it for the millionth time in the name of science, I can now confidently confirm that Shrek 2 is the best cinematic experience of all time.