I Was Actually Born As A CD But A Wizard Turned Me Into A Human To Teach Me A Lesson

I’m fed up being stuck in a town who wants to run away to a forest cabin with me and have giant campfires where we spend the nights roasting marshmallows in a field of flowers by a giant lake and look at the stars and play the acoustic guitar and just feel that warm cozy feeling???

“It’s literally impossible to be a woman.

You are so beautiful, and so smart, and it kills me that you don't think you're good enough. Like, we have to always be extraordinary, but somehow, we're always doing it wrong?

You have to be thin, but not too thin, and you can never say you wanna be thin. You have to say you wanna be healthy, but also, you have to BE THIN.

You have to have money, but you can't ask for money because that's crass.

You have to be a boss, but you can't be mean.

You have to lead, but you can't squash other people's ideas.

You're supposed to love being a mother, but don't talk about your kids all the damn time.

You have to be a career woman, but also, always be looking out for other people.

You have to answer for men's bad behavior, which is INSANE, but if you point that out, you're accused of complaining!

You're supposed to stay pretty for men, but not so pretty that you tempt them too much or that you threaten other women because you're supposed to be a part of the sisterhood, but ALWAYS STAND OUT and ALWAYS BE GRATEFUL. But never forget that the system is rigged, so find a way to acknowledge that but ALSO, always be grateful!

You have to never get old. Never be rude. Never show off. Never be selfish. Never fall down. Never fail. Never show fear. Never get OUT OF LINE. It's too hard! It's too contradictory, and nobody gives you a medal or says 'thank you!' And it turns out, in fact, that not only are you doing everything wrong, but also, everything is your fault.

I'm just so tired of watching myself, and every single other woman tie herself into knots, so that people will like us.

And if all of that, is also true for a doll just representing a woman, then I don't even know." -Gloria the barbie movie

this is it. this is exactly it oh my god.

⭐Robot Rock⭐

Another remake I cooked up! This was also reposted to @shadamyheadcanons blog back in the day. Now I’m much more confident in my abilities lol.

You don’t need lots of reasons to headcanon something or ship something. You can ship two characters who briefly touch hands, you can headcanon a character as autistic because they have repetitive actions. You don’t need to explain why, you have your reasons, sometimes those reasons can just be “why not?”

the Get Back documentary is going to be SIX HOURS LONG!!!!!! it’s in three parts and starts airing thanksgiving day on disney+

IT’S A THANKSGIVING MIRACLE

Starting some kind of collection

What do you think happens when Batman pulls up to McDonlands at like 4am. Then what. Are the employees so scared that they give him the meal for free or bc they’re thanking him for the work he does? What is his go to meal? Drink? Is Bruce too rich to know what a fast food chain is?

Maybe he calls up Alfred/you and is like “want anything while I’m here?” He gets the kids meals for the Robins? Does he have a little action toy based off him at least once?