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What do you think happens when Batman pulls up to McDonlands at like 4am. Then what. Are the employees so scared that they give him the meal for free or bc they’re thanking him for the work he does? What is his go to meal? Drink? Is Bruce too rich to know what a fast food chain is?

Maybe he calls up Alfred/you and is like “want anything while I’m here?” He gets the kids meals for the Robins? Does he have a little action toy based off him at least once?

when ure on the character select screen of a fighting game and u and ur friend pick the same character

bruce springsteen and clarence clemons

Robert Pattinson as Bruce Wayne + Text Posts ♡

i was actually born as a CD but a wizard turned me into a human to teach me a lesson

the Get Back documentary is going to be SIX HOURS LONG!!!!!! it’s in three parts and starts airing thanksgiving day on disney+

IT’S A THANKSGIVING MIRACLE

Posting this on its own because I can!

I’m fed up being stuck in a town who wants to run away to a forest cabin with me and have giant campfires where we spend the nights roasting marshmallows in a field of flowers by a giant lake and look at the stars and play the acoustic guitar and just feel that warm cozy feeling???

I love how the world perceives tumblr as useless platform. No world news here. No algorithm. No verified accounts. Ads are about Pikachu cosplayer and shoelaces. Folks that's exactly how social media should be

way overdue edit: OP too has learned everything regarding international politics through crabs and that meme but doesn't dare to consider these paranormal/parasocial occurrences as mere news. It's a moment, it's a bliss, it's the nightmare of future generations' history textbooks, you had to be there