Combining my current interests together ;]]]
Hello everyone! The results are in! It looks like June has won the poll for this year's Emmet Appreciation Month! 🎉 Thank you to everyone who voted! Based on these results, we'll give June a try this year! Hopefully this will allow more folks to be able to participate!
In the meantime, I will start working on prompts for this event - please look forward to it!
( pkmn ) happy pokemon day! there is nothing wrong.
tengen accidentally adopting three kids with the exact same energies as his three wives
If this man has to haunt me, he has has to haunt you.
Meet Sweaty. He’s a 42 year old absol and lives with his human mom in Castelia, Unova.
Some Absol headcanons:
I do think part of why Absols have such a bad rep among people is partially due to folklore of them appearing before and after horrific disasters, but also because they have such a human face. Imagine seeing this mf in the dark woods watching you. Something that looks human, but is not. Something that sounds human, but is NOT. Follow this by a horrific landslide.
Do you see the problem. Humans remember human faces. Predators sometimes mimic their prey. Absols have the truly unfortunate evolutionary quirk of falling into both categories.
So yes, there was a huge stigma against absols which led to a pretty severe population decline.
In modern day (much like wolves), Absols have become media darlings, in large thanks to a the help of pokemon rangers who utilize Absol’s ability to sense weather as an indicator when to evacuate. They are a very long lived species and need lots of intense exercise, often declaring huge swaths of land as their personal territories. Absols also tend to get very anxious when they feel they do not have enough space, so keeping them with other pokemon’s usually a no no.
Sweaty’s mom used to be a pokemon ranger and found Sweaty stuck in a refrigerator. Nowadays, she lets him free roam—much to the chagrin of every other person in the area. Sweaty in turn makes himself a nuisance to the local icecream store, begging for treats.
(The kids love him. He comes home with ink and paint stained everywhere and it’s a nightmare to clean.)
Hate my human faced monstrosities? Thank @tjs-stuffs for this. Ciao!
“It brings me no joy to say this to you, but I warned you…”
*Someone compliments Emmet!*
*it's super effective!*
I recently ordered a sample product with a high MOQ, and the samples all turned out well, so I decided I’ll be giving them away! Seven participants will each win a pair of these snack bag charms!
TO PARTICIPATE:
simply reblog this post with the hashtag #wsgiveaway2024
That’s it! Make sure to use that hashtag! I will not count it otherwise!
RULES:
One Reblog = one entry. Only one entry per person. Any additional reblogs will not be counted. Please do not create more entries with sideblogs either.
This giveaway ends on August 15th, 11:59pm PST. That is a week! Any entries made after this time will not be counted. I suggest reblogging this now and not waiting!
I will announce winners as soon as possible in a post after August 15th. I will randomly select winners by putting participants into an online wheel decider website, and spin it seven times.
⚠️this is your chance to get both of these keychains for free, but they will also be for sale as preorders in my shop late August/Early September!
This is my first giveaway, and I am very excited to do this with all of you! Looking forward to seeing how this goes!
POV he gets you
Thinking about how funny Missed Connections is from anyone’s perspective other than Nightshade’s
From Tarantulas’ perspective, this random excitable incredibly nerdy child wandered into his lab (which is in a graveyard), presumably either lost or trying to hide, and becomes his assistant out of sheer curiosity. When he asks them to run away with him in order to hide from the ambiguously evil agency trying to imprison and/or indenture bots (and put them in fighting rings but I’m presuming he doesn’t know about that) they respond by looking dramatically away and saying they have other …obligations here. And then you go to their house and find out that they’re living with a full on GHOST agent, who’s saying inexplicably threatening things, and misunderstandings ensue.
From the rest of the sibling’s perspectives, it’s a no-school day, but their sibling Nightshade is building inventions instead of hanging out with them. Then they read Batman and tries to go visit the author in a graveyard, and whilst they’re gone, they try and fix their invention with duct tape and self-confidence to try and get Nightshade to hang out with them, and end up breaking it further. Nightshade, however, is not angry, because they met a scientist in the graveyard, and wants to take apart the murdersphere 5007 with the scientist. And then a giant spider kidnaps their parents.Â
From Dot and Alex’s perspective, their child is struggling to connect with their siblings, asks about morality, might have met a decepticon, and then they get kidnapped by a giant fucking spider in the middle of the night.
Perfection.
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