Lemons of the world UNITE!
Clingy Sirius is seriously clingy
Gnomes of pleasure
James: *spits out drink*
Remus: ohhh fuck you-
Sirius: you would like that wouldn’t you
Let’s go people!
in the past 48 hours we’ve had boris johnson resign, shinzo abe assassinated, bong bong marcos get covid, and the presidential palace of sri lanka get stormed by protesters
bring out the guillotine, besties! waiting to see whose head (of state) rolls next
James from the other room: yes Reggie?
Remus: Do you and James have pet names you call each other?
Regulus: No
Remus: Okay what is that granulated white stuff you put in a cake
Regulus: Salt
Remus:
What if all the Willy Wonka’s are the same Willy Wonka the only difference is they were raised by different parents.