REBLOG THIS IF:

If there isn’t a carrot on top it’s not a carrot cake!

i love when they draw a carrot on top of the carrot cake just to remind you this aint no ordinary fuckin cake youre dealing with

What if all the Willy Wonka’s are the same Willy Wonka the only difference is they were raised by different parents.

Y'all are pro life until that life isn't cishet. Then it's "God hates h0m0s" and "You're just confused"

You're pro life until that life gets shot up in a school (or a church, a park, a nightclub...). Then it's "Well, what a tragedy...but my desire to own an AR-15 that I use recreationally maybe once a year matters more than your life."

You're pro life until that life is disabled or neurodivergent. Then it's "Nobody should get special treatment" or "We don't have time for r*t*rded kids."

You're pro life until that life is an AFAB person's. Then it's "you should have kept your legs closed," "boys will be boys," "it's your fault that this happened, you should have covered up."

You're pro life until that life is brought into the world. Then it's "good luck in the foster care system," "try to make it as best you can in the streets or in an abusive household," and "it's your fault that your parents hate you, they never wanted you to be born"

You're pro life until life makes you uncomfortable. You're pro life until it inconveniences you. You're pro life until that life becomes an independent one that you can't control or use as leverage for your sick, bigoted regimes.

A small PSA to all those new to dealing with the porn bots that Tumblr now has a fresh wave of – I understand that when you go to report them, you want to report them as "[containing] sexually explicit material", but don't do that. Report them as spam instead.

These are spam bots flooding tags and the website in general with spam links. They often do not have anything sexually explicit on their blog (although they often have implicit material). Plus, these two reports get very different results. Reporting explicit material gets the bot slapped behind an 18+ wall, so minors can't check if they're a bot or not. Reporting spam gets the bot taken down.

Remember, folks: when dealing with a bot, report spam, not smut!

Well this is a new one.

*the camera looks over to Sirius (who can also speak French) trying and almost failing to to laugh*

Regulus calling James an idiot in french and James swooning over him because he thought Regulus called him something cute.

Medusa but with ducks