If There Isn’t A Carrot On Top It’s Not A Carrot Cake!

On Ao3 I love when writers put the tag “I wrote this instead of sleeping” because of the fact that I read this instead of sleeping

How do y’all get .8 of a man?!

Gender be like

If Moon Knight gets a second season, imagine they adapt this panel but with Oscar Isaac switching between his three accents:

regulus: i will never hit my kids. but i might occasionally flip them off when they aren't looking

Shakespeare in the park be like

*Flash forward to Peter trying to explain it to the rest of the team*

Villain: *webbed up and hanging upside down* Come on man, let me down! Have a heart!

Peter: I do have a heart! I can't remember where I put it... but I do have one!

Villain: *genuinely scared and disgusted because spider-man can take out his organs and live without a heart*

1 week later

Daily Bugule News: Speculations have started that Spider-man is a robot, or he is an inhuman who can remove his organs and must recharge his heart every week!

Avengers: *watching TV* *Whispering* what the fuck?

Steve: *quietly* language

Lemons of the world UNITE!

Everything is so much