Squiddle147 - I Don’t Know How I Got Here

HUMANS WHERE THE BEST TYPE OF ENCODING IN AN ALTERNATE REALITY GAME!

Like and he won’t haunt your dreams

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Ron could also be James or Sirius in this.

Hermione could be Regulus or Remus.

Just saying

Ron: *nudges Hermione awake at 3am* do you like me?

Hermione: Ron, I married you.

Ron: But did you marry me as like a friend or—

Hermione: *throws pillow at Ron’s face*

some observations on color coding eyewear in ficton and their meanings

Sirius: blood whores

James: transparent hooker

Remus: just call them by their actual names!

James and Sirius: ok……moon slut

“how to read more” “how to read faster” “how to read daily” STOP STOP stop STOP this is not a competition. read slowly, read when you’re in the right state of mind, really savour it, read for pleasure, read for yourself. don’t read for performance, stats or to compare yourself to others

Y'all are pro life until that life isn't cishet. Then it's "God hates h0m0s" and "You're just confused"

You're pro life until that life gets shot up in a school (or a church, a park, a nightclub...). Then it's "Well, what a tragedy...but my desire to own an AR-15 that I use recreationally maybe once a year matters more than your life."

You're pro life until that life is disabled or neurodivergent. Then it's "Nobody should get special treatment" or "We don't have time for r*t*rded kids."

You're pro life until that life is an AFAB person's. Then it's "you should have kept your legs closed," "boys will be boys," "it's your fault that this happened, you should have covered up."

You're pro life until that life is brought into the world. Then it's "good luck in the foster care system," "try to make it as best you can in the streets or in an abusive household," and "it's your fault that your parents hate you, they never wanted you to be born"

You're pro life until life makes you uncomfortable. You're pro life until it inconveniences you. You're pro life until that life becomes an independent one that you can't control or use as leverage for your sick, bigoted regimes.