When You Realize That By The End Of TLJ, This Guy Is The Most Powerful Man In The Galaxy

“We can all relate to Kylo; to that anger of being in the turmoil of adolescence and figuring out who he’s going to be as a man; dealing with anger and wanting to separate from his family.”  ‒ Rian Johnson

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Darth Vibrader: A Darth Vader Statue Made From Sex Toys 

If Disney is angry with the way GQ sexualized Star Wars’ characters in their recent Amy Schumer photo shoot, wait until they get a load of this life sized Darth Vader made out of sex toys.

WoodRocket presents the web series, Screwing Things Up, where porn stars and their friends build some of the most amazing, weird, wild, and sexy things out of vibrators, butt plugs, nipple clamps, and other adult products.

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Kylo bought the whole stock of that card, it’s the only way he can express himself without a tantrum.

When This All Goes Away (pt. 2)

Hearing your devastating story of the years missing between us made it clear, made me understand you on a deeper level, and I loved every moment of you sharing – how does one love during a moment of hearing a heartbreaking story? 

In my whining and pining and imagining you rejecting me in the future, it reminded me to remember that it’s not all about me. Indeed, as you said, you need time for you to just be.

And as someone who has many times lost herself, been hidden by others from herself, submitted to pressure to give up myself, and as someone who then has had many years to be exactly who I want to be without interference let alone repression and the suffocation you suffered, I get it, and it is my biggest wish for you.

I want you so much to heal, recover, repair. Please don’t ever let me get in the way.

Of course, now I think I love you even more, now.

Like grandmother, like grandson

Kyloha

A (tiny, crocheted) shirtless Master of the Knights of Ren visits Oahu 

My sister lives in Oahu and made these dolls for me, so I had to go pick them up. I decided to make this Flat-Stanley-esque photo essay with my adorable Kylo Ren. 

I arrived with a trooper escort but soon got into the Aloha spirit and gave the trooper the week off.

View from the balcony of my accommodations. I don’t want to give away the name of the place lest they be flooded with visitors wanting to sleep in the same bed that I graced.

Taking Uber makes it easy to get around the island, away from the crowds

Enjoying a guava dumpling for breakfast at Island Brew Coffeehouse in Hawaii Kai

Halona Cove Lookout. This is a much prettier seaside location than where I “hooked up” with Rey, but it messed up my hair.

Halona Cove Lookout

At Koko Crater Botanical Gardens, I really felt the Aloha flowing through me. The Plumerias were beautiful and smelled almost as intoxicating as Rey.

At Makapu’u Beach working on my tan

Thought I heard some Resistance Scum nearby

Some shopping at Manoa Chocolate Factory. I hope Rey likes chocolate.

Rum tasting at KoHana Distillery

I wanted to see what they aging barrels look like, so I sliced them open.

Laie Church of Latter Day Saints Temple. Much better than any Jedi Temple

Going to find Rey a Hello Kitty sticker at Don Quijote

Happy Hour at Buho Cantina in Waikiki

It was taco Tuesday

I had a lot to drink. Met this cute, but very drunk, girl and her friends. She was strong with the Force and kept trying to touch my saber. I was a bit drunk, so I hope Rey understands.

Went for a ride with her on her Biki. I was too drunk to pedal the thing, but she wasn’t in a much better state to be pedaling, either, so we parked it.

Duke Kahanamoku statue on Waikiki Beach. He must have been as awesome to his people as I am.

Couldn’t find another Biki to rent, so I Force-choked a local and took this cruiser.

Breakfast on the last day of the trip

Alohi cakes with Guava jam and banana sour cream. I think Rey would like these.

Seeing if this banyan tree might be a Force tree while waiting for my tour of the Iolani Palace.

Darth Vader’s castle was much better than Iolani Palace.

Some final souvenir shopping at Ala Moana Mall

I hope Rey likes cookies

Waiting to board my flight. My saber needs some repairs. I had a great trip. Think I got a bit of a tan, too. I hope Rey likes that.

I AM FUCKING SO GOD DAMN ECSTATIC RIGHT NOW.

YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND.

I NEED AT LEAST FUCKING TWOOOOOO OF THESE

she sensed Kylo’s excitement, and his hunger—as if he were a beast finally freed to confront its tormenters

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