sigh. disabled people are allowed to have kids. i hate that this is debated
I just remembered the part of One Piece where Brook becomes a rock star and his managers tip off the Marines he’s actually Brook the Pirate because they’re pissed at him for wanting to retire. This is so funny because:
imagine finding out your favourite pop star is actually a dead criminal. Like what if we found out Macklemore had been Al Capone this whole time
imagine being the guy who has to call up the government and convince them their favourite rock star is actually a pirate who died 50 years ago and came back to life as a skeleton
imagine being the Marine to take that phone call
Manager: I am telling you, the musician you know as Soul King is actually the pirate “Humming” Brook!!
Marine: *rummaging through wanted posters for a long time* Uhhhhh, sorry but according to our records, Brook has… skin. And is like 90 years old.
Manager #2: He ate a Devil Fruit that let him die and come back as a skeleton!
Marine: Um. *covering the phone with his hand* Can Devil Fruits make you come back from the dead as a skeleton?
Other Marine: I don’t know. Probably.
Marine: *into the phone* We’ll be right over.
What’s so bad about periods
Absolutely love this!
I just wanted to make more fancy costumes for them,,,bc i love brothers creativity I mean, if I was Creativity and i could make anything from the air, I would look like a peacock all the time
“Why are you still watching this? You’re too old to be watching nonsense like this.”
My guardian told me this a while ago when I was streaming MLP on my laptop. She told me that I was too old to still watch the show and enjoy it. I want to see how many people reblog this post.
Kids come first Au
Princess Peach addition
Peach is not a bad person she's just tired of being kidnapped. I mean would you like it if someone you barely know broke into your house, hurt the people you care about, kidnapped you just to ask you to marry them, and when you say no gets all mad about it and keeps you there so you can "think about it". So no Peach isn't a bad person she's just tired. She's tired of having to rebuild her castle and other parts of her kingdom. She's tired of having to escape her capture and make the long trip back home with little to no supplies.
While hoping her father and people are doing well in her absence. Not to mention the fact that this has been happening almost every month since the day she turned 18.(Shes 23 at the start of this Au)
Kids come first Au
The koopalings ages and more.
-Ludwig was adopted at 5 by Bowser who is his really great uncle. (Is 10 at the start of the story. )
-Lemme was adopted at 4 by Bowser with is baby brother Iggy who was 2. After being found in a fruit crate that was sent to the palace. (Lemme is 9 and Iggy is 7 at the start of the story.)
2 years later Bowser adopted 3 more koopalings plus an egg. Who all lost their families to plague.
The koopalings were 5-year-old cousins Roy and Wendy. Along with Bowser's other great-nephew 3-year-old Morton and an almost ready-to-hatch egg(Larry).
(Roy and Wendy are 8,Morton is 6, and Larry is 3 at the start of the story.)
Almost a year later the stork dropped off Jr.'s egg. ( Jr is 2 and a half at the start of the story.)
Patton: The softest little Hufflepuff ever.
Roman: Gryffindor because “The brave ones belongs here!”
Logan: Obviously Ravenclaw because he doesn’t think he’s smarter than anyone else: he knows he’s smarter than anyone else.
Virgil: As the Sorting Hat sang: “Hufflepuff, she took the rest, and taught them all she knew”. So if Virgil doesn’t know where to belong, he will automatically belong to Hufflepuff. And become the edgiest Hufflepuff ever.
Remus: he has both Gryffindor and Ravenclaw qualities and he thinks that how fun it would be, to choose Ravenclaw? He would belong with the smarty pants! Roman would drop dead in shock! But then he thinks about being in Roman’s same house, pestering him from morning to night, for seven whole years, ruining his life and his idea about Gryffindor being the house where heroes belong… and so he chooses Gryffindor and he’s very happy about it.
Janus: he’s the literal Hufflepuff’s heir, the Sorting Hat is ready to scream “Hufflepuff” and hasn’t even touched his head… but before it does it, Janus physically fights the Hat and threatens to cut it in tiny pieces, if it doesn’t put him into Slytherin because how can he be a cunning leader if he’s a Hufflepuff and because aesthetic and being evil, I am evil I swear.
She’s just trying to sell her wares