Abled Person: Hey Man, Can You Hold This Wad Of $2,000 And This One Penny For Me While I Open My Wallet?

DO NOT SUPPORT SALVATION ARMY 

Times are troubling and hard right now-but never forget, your Beet loving Grandmother loves you very very much and wants you to be safe.

And for you to eat your vegetables.

Duck hug doodle

The way that exclusionists treat ace and aro people often reminds me of how the average person would treat me when I started being open as non-binary. I’ve said it once and I’ll say it a thousand times, we are not enemies. Our experiences do not oppose each other, they are intertwined. If you’re ace, if you’re aromantic, if you’re any variation thereupon; your home is here. You belong here, too. You are beautiful, and powerful; and you don’t have to explain yourself to anyone. You are a valued part of this community.

Kids come first Au

So we all know Bowser is a dad to like 8 kids and is looking for a mom(peach) for them. But what if the Kooplings hate Peach for all the times she's rejected Bowser. Like just picture it Bowser wanting to do right by his kids and one by one introducing them to Peach as he steadily gets more kids. But Peach not wanting anything to do with Bowser or his kids and just gives all of them the silent treatment. So that frustrates the Kooplings and they just stop trying to get along with Peach because they think she's mean. But they don't say anything to their dad because they want him to be happy even if they don't like Peach.

Then Mario and Luigi get sent to The Mushroom Kingdom and start savings Peach and during one of these rescues, Luigi is running late and has his first-ever encounter with a hurt Jr. Luigi just being the angel that he is wins over Jr. with that one interaction, and from there starts to try and get Bowser and Luigi together.

Am I wet? Am I on my period? Did I pee my pants?- next on wtf is going on down there.

Reblog if you’d attend!!

you. lower mammal

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