Queen Hatshepsut Of Ancient Egypt. She Has A Lovely Smile For Someone Who’s Been Dead For Thousands

Anything Madame Zeroni

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

Abled Person: Hey man, can you hold this wad of $2,000 and this one penny for me while I open my wallet?

Disabled Person: YOU COMPLETE AND UTTER FOOL!

The United States Government:

(Watch how many people don’t get this.)

a villain who commits crimes because they want to impress the hero and get their attention but they don’t know how to flirt like a regular person

Panera has just released a line of swimsuits that say only SOUP in huge letters on them and I thought of you

PANERA? BREAD??

The way that exclusionists treat ace and aro people often reminds me of how the average person would treat me when I started being open as non-binary. I’ve said it once and I’ll say it a thousand times, we are not enemies. Our experiences do not oppose each other, they are intertwined. If you’re ace, if you’re aromantic, if you’re any variation thereupon; your home is here. You belong here, too. You are beautiful, and powerful; and you don’t have to explain yourself to anyone. You are a valued part of this community.

Kids come first Au

The kooplaings may not complain to their dad but they do complain to Kamek about Peach. Every time she escapes they go to Kamek and just ask him why "king dad" keeps trying to marry Peach when she's only mean to him all the time and keeps running away. Kamek usually just says that he's in love and that they'll understand when they're older. But in reality, he has no idea why his son keeps trying to marry someone who doesn't love him. He can see the emotional toll, Bowser takes every time Peach escapes. So when Jr. comes to him talking about a nice man in green that gave him candy and really cool bandaids and did he mention he was nice and how he wished Princess mom was that nice and how he wouldn't mind if dad married the man in green. Kamek being Kamek already knows who Jr. is talking about and can't help but agree with Jr. (even if it's a bad idea)

I just remembered the part of One Piece where Brook becomes a rock star and his managers tip off the Marines he’s actually Brook the Pirate because they’re pissed at him for wanting to retire. This is so funny because:

imagine finding out your favourite pop star is actually a dead criminal. Like what if we found out Macklemore had been Al Capone this whole time

imagine being the guy who has to call up the government and convince them their favourite rock star is actually a pirate who died 50 years ago and came back to life as a skeleton

imagine being the Marine to take that phone call

Manager: I am telling you, the musician you know as Soul King is actually the pirate “Humming” Brook!!

Marine: *rummaging through wanted posters for a long time* Uhhhhh, sorry but according to our records, Brook has… skin. And is like 90 years old.

Manager #2: He ate a Devil Fruit that let him die and come back as a skeleton!

Marine: Um. *covering the phone with his hand* Can Devil Fruits make you come back from the dead as a skeleton?

Other Marine: I don’t know. Probably.

Marine: *into the phone* We’ll be right over.

It’s good to have a friend like Blobby when you’re feeling down ❤️