Squirrelwitchsarmy - The Squirrel Witch

Dexter’s Laboratory

Johnny Bravo 

Cow and Chicken 

I am Weasel 

The Powerpuff Girls 1998

Ed Edd n Eddy 

Mike Lu and Og 

Courage the Cowardly Dog 

Sheep in the Big City 

Time Squad 

Samurai Jack 

Robot Jones 

Codename Kids Next Door 

Billy and Mandy 

Teen Titans 

Foster’s Home for Imaginary Friends

Camp Lazlo 

Chowder 

Flapjack 

Reblog if you remember these 90′s/2000′s cartoon network shows 

She’s just trying to sell her wares

Sanders Sides: Hogwarts Houses headcanon

Patton: The softest little Hufflepuff ever.

Roman: Gryffindor because “The brave ones belongs here!”

Logan: Obviously Ravenclaw because he doesn’t think he’s smarter than anyone else: he knows he’s smarter than anyone else.

Virgil: As the Sorting Hat sang: “Hufflepuff, she took the rest, and taught them all she knew”. So if Virgil doesn’t know where to belong, he will automatically belong to Hufflepuff. And become the edgiest Hufflepuff ever.

Remus: he has both Gryffindor and Ravenclaw qualities and he thinks that how fun it would be, to choose Ravenclaw? He would belong with the smarty pants! Roman would drop dead in shock! But then he thinks about being in Roman’s same house, pestering him from morning to night, for seven whole years, ruining his life and his idea about Gryffindor being the house where heroes belong… and so he chooses Gryffindor and he’s very happy about it.

Janus: he’s the literal Hufflepuff’s heir, the Sorting Hat is ready to scream “Hufflepuff” and hasn’t even touched his head… but before it does it, Janus physically fights the Hat and threatens to cut it in tiny pieces, if it doesn’t put him into Slytherin because how can he be a cunning leader if he’s a Hufflepuff and because aesthetic and being evil, I am evil I swear.

i haven’t really seen anyone on here talk about this so i thought i’d share cause this is absolutely upsetting and scary and we need to do something about it!!!!

a villain who commits crimes because they want to impress the hero and get their attention but they don’t know how to flirt like a regular person

I love the thought of First being like this calm looking guy with the vocabulary of a sailor, and like in the recent chapter Nana gently places her hands over Izuku’s ears just as First lets out the longest and most creative string of swear words going.

There are many ways this can go down

OR....

okay so, I have a Story about a customer we had tonight

so this guy in a fancy denim cowboy shirt (a jirt, if you will) came in during our dinner rush and ordered two burritos. the girl (T) doing the hot station (beans and rice and meat) was like "okie dokie, what do you want on them?"

this guy goes "I want Everything on the burritos, except the corn, jalapeños, and cheese."

T pauses to check

"You want Everything?"

"Yes, all the meats, and then all the vegetables."

"So you want... the steak, and the chicken, and the white meat chicken, and the ground beef, and the pulled pork, and the tofu?"

"What's tofu?"

"A soybean protein, comes in spongy blocks."

"You had me at protein, put it on!"

T turns to me. "Can we... can we do that?"

I slap on my manager tone of voice. "Sir, each extra scoop is going to be about $2.09-2.59 each, is that okay?"

he reassures us that is fine. I okay the Frankenburrito

T starts making his burritos. with each extra scoop the mound of food gets larger and larger. she is sweating bullets by the time she slides the first burrito to the cold table

so tonight was the first night J the new boy had been working cold. he has zero experience rolling burritos previous to the last two hours

he looks at this thing and goes "Do i.... have to?" o_o

absolutely not

I step up to the table and start piling on lettuce and cheese and pico de gallo and guac and onions and cucumbers and olives and cilantro

when I am done I look down at this thing, I look up at this man, and i sigh

Sir, I don't mean to question your life choices, but can I put this in a bowl? there is no way I can roll this.

"No it's fine," he insists. "Just use another tortilla to like, extend them out, and then roll it up."

....

Sir.

"You can do this, it'll be fine!"

so i get another 12" tortilla

like kinda overlap them?

and then sorta?? roll one into the other so it is a literal Tube of Meat

the ends did not fold in there was no Containing this thing

I grabbed another foil wrapper so I could roll this thing into two of them and kinda smash the ends in

I squinted at the customer

"It's great, it's fine!" he says, cheerfully

T hands me the Second Burrito

I do it ALL OVER AGAIN

and then take these two giant lumps to the cashier

the cashier, A, is looking over in horror

"[Kiry], how do I even ring those up???"

it's okay, I've got this

the man requests no chips, so I pack each burrito (which for some scale is about the size of a small puppy each) sideways in a paper bag and put them in a plastic bag for carry out

I ring him up, adding scoop after scoop

$47.20 y'all, for two burritos

A is about to die

"$47.20????"

"that is what you get when you get fuckin Noah's Ark over here!!" I say

I may have been having a stroke by that point

the man laughs and hands over his card np

"Are you okay?" he asks me

I am terrific

"Are you mad at me?"

Sir, this is the most delighted I have been in days. I am going to go on the internet and tell Everyone I Know this story

he is ecstatic. he takes his burritos, wishes us a great night, and leaves

I am unsure what kind of eldrich being is currently unhinging his jaw to devour these burritos since he was wearing a gaiter the whole time, but i wish him well

Kids come first Au

The koopalings ages and more.

-Ludwig was adopted at 5 by Bowser who is his really great uncle. (Is 10 at the start of the story. )

-Lemme was adopted at 4 by Bowser with is baby brother Iggy who was 2. After being found in a fruit crate that was sent to the palace. (Lemme is 9 and Iggy is 7 at the start of the story.)

2 years later Bowser adopted 3 more koopalings plus an egg. Who all lost their families to plague.

The koopalings were 5-year-old cousins Roy and Wendy. Along with Bowser's other great-nephew 3-year-old Morton and an almost ready-to-hatch egg(Larry).

(Roy and Wendy are 8,Morton is 6, and Larry is 3 at the start of the story.)

Almost a year later the stork dropped off Jr.'s egg. ( Jr is 2 and a half at the start of the story.)