Latest Posts by srnito - Page 2

they should legalize polyamory. everywhere. and im not kidding at all. if someone wants to marry multiple people they should be allowed to. for any reason.

No one is safe until trans women are safe

go my sillies

lil doodle from the other day born out of an overwhelming annoyance that for some reason body hair is associated with masculinity despite Everyone Having It. so why not draw a cute hairy girl about it

[image description: a drawing of a tan-skinned woman with brown and blond dyed hair pulled into a ponytail and copious body hair and stubble. she is smiling and doing a peace sign gesture with her hand. next to her is text saying "body hair has no gender!" end id]

hits fiddleford with the femme lesbian beam

guys gravity falls reignited my love for writing so imma TRY and lock in to SEE IF I can write 10k words of old fiddauthor yuri...

I HAVENT WRITTEN IN A YEAR GUYS IM GOING TO FUCK THIS UP😭

But i have the story (kinda) planned, it just needs a lil bit more meat since its just bare bones atm, and I'm also desperate for Fiddauthor Yuri

Wish me luck..

@sapphosscribe's "A human condition" keeps me firmly in it's clutches, so I'll continue with my bullshit! Behold, the couple that I did not ship beforehand, yet now they hold my whole heart.

stanley pines x fiddleford mcgucket

I’m not just a good pair of tits. I’m also incredibly annoying

GOOBERS

better luck next year, ford

this guy doesn't even talk to his carrots

magmaaaas

the entirety of tots being the stan twins forcing their hurt into anger

but also stan not being able to keep it up for long....

the stans, i think

ugh. forget everything i’ve ever said. unless you thought it was smart or funny in which case remember it forever

[metal sheet bending sound]

So... how's outpatient therapy at the mystery shack going?? :')

reblog if you think sign language should be taught as a language in schools.

the grind never stops

the fuck you mean the pope just died right after the tumblr sexyman contest 2025 edition

how does this keep happening

Stanley won the Tumblr sexyman contest? Alright, y'all know what this calls for, Stan angst! (Tw: sad animal content ahead)

Okay okay, so basically when Stan and Ford were kids, Stan found a little bird egg that had fallen from a tree , so of course him and Ford spend hours trying to get it back to the nest but in the end they ultimately fail to return it. Ford said it was probably a lost cause and to just leave it but Stan was resolute, he didn't want to give up on the little guy within, so he decided to take the egg home with him and try to keep it alive.

Him and Ford manage to sneak the egg in without their parents noticing, and Ford helps Stan get books from the library (Stan is banned from all near libraries) to learn how to care for the egg. Stan spends all of his time caring for the little egg and trying to keep it a secret from his parents so that they don't take it away, he even made up all sorts of excuses to skip school so that he could stay home with the egg.

Eventually the egg does manage to hatch and a gross little creature emerges, a tiny baby bird. Stan is the most excited little kid as he hears the egg start to crack, watching with wide eyes as the shell falls apart, his hands gripping the side of his dresser as he peers over into the box, completely silent as the little bird starts trying to chirp.

He's amazed, his heart melts as he finally sees the creature he spent so long caring for, the little baby he helped bring into the world. His melted heart is replaced by pride, he was successful! He actually did it! He couldn't wait to show Ford when he got back from school!

Stan's usually ungraceful hands made careful, almost calculated, movements to grab the box, slipping it off the dresser and setting it down in his lap as he rests upon the floor. His eyes are filled with stars as he picks up the baby bird, delicately craddling the smallest creature he'd ever seen. He decided he'd name it Shark because of it's bluish grey colour.

Stan spends hours just watching the little bird, trying his best to entertain it and teach it things.

Just as he's reading one of his favourite comics to the little bird, his dad barges into the room, his eyes quickly falling on the little bird that Stan holds. He demands to know where Stan got the disgusting little varmint, saying Stan needs to get rid of it.

Stan rushes to try and explain but it's to no avail, his father refuses to let him keep Shark, so Stan asks if his father will help him return Shark to the nest it had fallen from. His father says no, he tells Stan that once a human has touched a bird the other birds will never take it back, that Stan's little pet would be left to die in the wild, he calls Stan stupid for ever thinking that would work and instructs Stan to take the bird outside and dispose of it. Stan begs his father not to make him, he begs and cries and tries to shield the little bird in his hands from the outside world, but his father insists, Shark has to go.

His father drags him outside and hands him a stone, then tells him to be a man and finish what he'd started.

Stan would never forget that day, after that moment he decided he'd never care for something the same way again, he decided caring for something that much wasn't worth the effort, it would only ever break his heart. At least he still had Ford, at least once his brother was home he'd have arms to cry in.

mcduke,, the sillies,,

well okay

i will not be constrained by made up societal rules like “drawing in the lines”

also hopefully the quality doesnt getting destroyed and this stays readable

I'm curious 🤔 what song would she be playing or what song matches Punk Sevika energy better

2 unused concepts from Gravity Falls to get tumblr hype for next monday, sincerely, your favorite child traumatizer

FIDDLEAUTHOR FANS AM I COOKING OR SHOULD I LEAVE IT???

Istg 2023 was the year that made me who I truly am, it was my worst yet best year of my life :,)

sexymen and trisha dont discriminate between the sinners and the saints ig

FINALLY!! I FINISHED THIS!!

(NOW I CAN KMS/J)