If Rimmer Was Half Smart In Mechocracy For His Presidential Campaign He Couldve Used Anecdotes From His

if rimmer was half smart in mechocracy for his presidential campaign he couldve used anecdotes from his experience as a soft light hologram before he got his hard light drive .. like yeah to an extent he still wouldve been pulling absolute heaps of horseshit out of his ass but technically him being a hologram still makes him a machine in a way.

like when he was exclusively soft light he had a lot less actual autonomy as a machine as he most often had to rely on holly or the scutters to holographically project/do everything for him. if hed used that it wouldve added at least the tiniest grain of substance to his campaign but he just ... never mentioned that once & just focused on slagging kryten instead

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red dwarf arnold rimmer faced with the slightest possibility of a single grain of power and gets so overexcited he loses all sense of logic and cant think of ways to make himself seem appealing so just immediately resorts to ways he can make everyone else as unappealing possible regardless kryten still wouldve probably been the best option anyway

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not sure if anyone saw my reblog of my other post about the hamburger telephone but ill make another post on its own bc i rly wanna get as much reach as i can!!

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4 months ago

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Gerard is so smiley throughout this interview.

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1 year ago

my bad gang according to the multiple spanish people in my replies/reblogs apparently that websites wrong and it is infact not normal to sometimes serve it warm rimmer is infact not actually free

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met a bunch of red dwarf people at cons recently & have been collecting their autographs on my hamburger telephone

so far its been signed by doug naylor, hattie hayridge, craig charles, chris barrie, mark williams and danny john jules :D

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red dwarf Danny John-Jules craig charles now just have to wait for an opportunity to meet robert lwellyn so he can sign it too :] went up and said helloooo would u mind signing my hamburger telephone and craig and danny were both like “sign ur hamburger???” chris barrie was asking about it like “so if someone just rings u up rn u can just answer it” and i was like well youd need to plug it in first and he was like ohhh its a landline doug naylor started making jokes about a hypothetical talkie hamburger telephone appearing in the show alongside the toaster so if we ever see a hamburger telephone in the show u know whos fault it is chris barrie doug naylor hattie hayridge mark williams

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