Very Proud To Be The Kazoomaster Of Idkhow Glasgow Gig I Bought N Brought All Of Those Kazoos Absolute

met a bunch of red dwarf people at cons recently & have been collecting their autographs on my hamburger telephone

so far its been signed by doug naylor, hattie hayridge, craig charles, chris barrie, mark williams and danny john jules :D

the way jurassic park was only ever actually opened to the general public one time (jurassic world) & it still went wrong THAT many times before and after

red dwarf spinterest starting to get to the point where i can list every episode in order from memory

i wonder how the rest of the world/solar system/wherever people were living at that point responded to the radiation leak on red dwarf, if they all knew it was a radiation leak that wiped them out or if that info didnt get back to most of them, if its remembered as a historical event like the titanic or chernobyl, or if its a mystery that spirals into a bunch of mad conspiracy theories like the bermuda triangle or the loch ness monster

does it go down in history as "the mysterious case of the disappearing crew of red dwarf" or is it commonly known as "the red dwarf radiation leak tragedy"? did holly manage to get the information back to them?? or did they not even know the crew disappeared at all & just saw the ship start ominously floating out into space without any explanation

if they do know it was a radiation leak do they know why it happened?? do they know it was because rimmer didnt fix the drive plate properly & if so did he become a historical figure as "the guy who wiped out the red dwarf crew" or do they just know it was a botched drive plate with no other specifics??

did they know there was still a guy in stasis on the ship who had survived?? did they ever try to go on a rescue mission to get him?? did they find out about the cat race evolving on the ship???

hear me out here but kryten could lift thors hammer in the way vision could and lister could lift thors hammer in the way captain america could

glad this edit is enjoyed by others as much as it is by me its my honour🫡🫡🫡

coming onto tumblr because the red dwarf fanbase is actually active on here heres a rimmer edit i did ages ago

the kazoo??

rimmer and lister making jokes about insects/ants having taken over earth in future echoes vs the books revelaling that insects/ants actually have infact taken over earth

low rimmer fit for edinburgh comiccon on saturday!!!

if the dude who recognised my red dwarf jacket in a damaged society the other day is out there somewhere pls reveal urself to me i am absolutely kicking myself for not getting ur socials