Bruce’s 2022 Resolutions

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Just watched the batman and holy shit batman 🤧

i am a private person who doesn’t like talking about their life but who also compulsively overshares at any given opportunity. hope that helps

Imagine Gotham just pities Bruce’s pathetic wet cat dontlookatme ass so much that his identity as Batman accidentally slips out once and even the press is like “we’re just gonna pretend we didn’t hear that” because the man has clearly been through enough and nobody has the heart to tell him that they know and send him into an episode

Why go to therapy when you have this masterpiece?

in love with him and his vibe

by 馄饨夹生

Imagine the league in the early days, they think they have a mole. Because of how secretive he is, they think its Batman, they know nothing about him & he's new. So it makes sense he's the mole. So they bug him. Instead of finding out he's the bad guy, they find out he's 23 year old business owner who can barely function as a real human being that likes to bitch about his new night time coworkers to his 8 year old son 🤣

Bro 😭 early early days batman where he isn’t so quick to find out he’s bugged (but he learned after this) and they straight up hear this kid having a mental breakdown every 3 hours

bruce didn’t actually care if clark got to eat, he just chose violence for the sake of it

bruce has two phones, whatever newest wayne tech phone there is and the phone he had when jason died.

all most all pictures of jason are on the original phone, so when jason died he was terrified to get a new phone. because you always lose something when you get a new phone, and the thought of losing anything of jason panicked bruce. it was fine for a little bit but then wayne tech made a new phone and if bruce wasn’t seen with it everyone would lose there minds.

bruce ended up with two phones. he never uses the phone with jason’s picture, it’s in his nightstand. it’s in an otter box with everything backed up. but he refuses to risk it. the only reason he turns on the phone is to make sure the phone still works and everything’s okay, and to look at baby jay.