Bruce Didn’t Actually Care If Clark Got To Eat, He Just Chose Violence For The Sake Of It

I’ll make fun of Male Power Fantasy Batman for the rest of my life.

But the Batman that, as Bruce Wayne, gave Scarecrow a job at Wayne Industries when he thought he reformed?

The Batman that spend an entire issue hunting Killer Croc when he killed some cops, only to find out that he only did it because he was protecting the homeless people he took care of, was like “Oh dang, if you ate them I guess I don’t have any evidence. Guess I’ll have to leave you alone Waylon”?

The one who sent the Riddler on the path to becoming a private detective because he needed help with a case and just knew Ed couldn’t resist?

The one who’s so proud to see Freeze doing better, the one who helps him every chance he gets?

The one who’ll happily team up with Poison Ivy as long as innocent people don’t get hurt?

The one who, at the end of the day, just wanted Harley to finally realize that the Joker didn’t actually love her?

I adore that Batman.

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I like to think that when a parent has a emergency with their kid while working at Wayne Enterprise they just go straight to Mr. Wayne (if he’s in) No matter what, he has an open door policy. He encourages them to find him if they have any issues trying to get off work

Asshole supervisor: “and you have to leave? This isn’t a real emergency”

Parent: [walks off and gets onto the elevator to go to the board meeting currently in progress]

AS: “hey wait—“

Parent: [walks in quietly]

Bruce: “yes?”

Parent: “I have to pick up my child, I’ll be leaving soon”

Bruce: “is everything ok? Do you need time off?—“

Good parent and good boss Bruce Wayne

Peter: I don't have a dad...

Tony: What the fuck do I look like?

Steve in the background: Language!

by dan more & tamra bonvillain

Kid batman: feral witch child

Teen batman: unhinged aggressive dork

hc that damian absolutely loves sitting in his mom's lap and talia when she was absolutely sure that nobody from the league was watching them would let damian sit in her lap and tickle his belly and he'd giggle and press his face into her stomach and then they'd fall asleep on the bed together and maybe if damian could work up the courage to ask his mom will ask, "amma do you love me?" and talia would go very still before pressing a kiss to his hair and respond "with everything that i am" and maybe if damian's feeling extra brave he'll wait until talia's almost asleep before asking "do you think baba loves me too?" and talia would reach down to pinch his chubby chubby cheeks and say "he already does. from your ten little toes to your chubby cheeks." and they'd curl up closer to each other and everything will go to hell soon and the cuddle sessions might get rarer and rarer and one day dami will move to gotham but that is then and this is now and right now dami has his amma's strong heartbeat in his ears and her arms around him and a head full of dreams about his baba and everything is okay even if it's just for a little while

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The Wayne’s are always being photographed, and sometimes they want to look really, really, good for those photographs. It causes headlines, and for Bruce, Headaches