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List of Bruce Wayne concepts that may or may not be me projecting

Once when he was 16 he texted Kate that she needed to come over quickly and she thought it was an emergency but it turns out that Bruce's boyfriend at the time broke up with him and he wanted to dye his hair and diss the guy with his older cousin

She still cries about this night when she misses him

After he adopted Dick he stopped locking his bedroom door so the kid could climb in bed with bruce and cuddle after a nightmare (it helped them both a lot more than either knows)

About a week before Dick's first gala the kid had a breakdown bc he wanted to wear a dress instead of a tux but thought bruce wouldn't approve or love him anymore if he found out, but when he did tell bruce all he did was hug him and ask "which dress do you want? No budget"

They made front cover the next day with their sparkly blue gowns

Bruce doesn't like Starbucks, and will often run into small family owned cafes as batman

Tim, Jason, and Cass took on this tradition

If a random kid comes up to the manor doors he will let them come in for dinner, sleep in a nice bed, take a shower whatever they need

He pays for free health care for all of Gotham

Stephanie asked him for advice on 'which piercing would look best on me' as a joke and he proceeded to answer her seriously

She didn't know that he had a septum piercing

He gets upset when people touch his neck and shoulders (specific the back)

He gives himself haircuts

He had a mullet at one point and doesn't regret it

Dick found pictures of it and that's why he grew his hair out into one, as a tribute

My best friend loves rob pattinson and over the years she sent me a lot of articles/quotes of him, so here are some of my favourites

(there is A LOT more, this man is INSANE)

Bonus:

Bruce getting stuck in a situation and having no choice but to call and wait on Clark to help him

Bruce: [trapped in a cave after an avalanche] “well shit… Clark? Clark! Clark!”

Clark: [shows up 30 minutes later. Uses heat vision to melt through the snow] “I’m here. Sorry, I was having dinner with ma and pa”

Bruce: [shivering uncontrollably] “you know what? I’m telling Martha you let me sit here in the cold so you could eat some fucking apple pie”

by dan more & tamra bonvillain

The Batman:

Bruce Wayne:

he is so handsome

Tim: I want to tell Bruce that I'm queer but I just don't know how he'll handle it. How could he possibly understand?

Dick: *Having war flashbacks of a childhood spent dealing with Bruce sulking because he misses Khoa, grieving over Harvey, and breaking up with Clark every other month*

Dick: I think you're good, kid.

Maybe I'm just aro, but I always saw the BatCat ship as almost platonic. (Maybe/kinda/sorta friends with benefits?) They mutually beard each other from creeps, golddiggers, and nosy friends/family.

Ex. 1

Bruce: *calls Selina* Gala on Saturday. I need a plus one. I'm sick of airheads.

Selina: Gimme the time and what color dress you think would work best. I'll meet you at your place.

Ex. 2

Selina: Hey, can I use your picture and claim you're my boyfriend to scare off assholes at the bar?

Bruce: Go for it. Call me and I'll tell at them, too.

Ex. 3

Bruce: *leaves meeting* I have a previous engagement.

Clark: Does it involve a certain Cat? ;)

Bruce: Quit prying, its private

Hal: Sure thing, Spooky. You gonna spend the whole time in bed? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Bruce: *glares* I just might.

~Later, at Selina's apartment~

Bruce: *in Selina's bed, dead to the world, having the best nap he's had since becoming a dad*

Selina: *on the couch, with a book and a glass of wine*

Yes Yes Yes

Okay see THIS I do love one hundred percent

I like Selina and I like Bruce, and I love them having these sorts of interactions I just don’t like them as a romantic couple all that much

But this?

*Chef’s Kiss*

batman / bruce wayne icons, pt. 1!

from justice league unlimited, S01E03: kid stuff © warner bros. && dc comics

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