Once when he was 16 he texted Kate that she needed to come over quickly and she thought it was an emergency but it turns out that Bruce's boyfriend at the time broke up with him and he wanted to dye his hair and diss the guy with his older cousin
She still cries about this night when she misses him
After he adopted Dick he stopped locking his bedroom door so the kid could climb in bed with bruce and cuddle after a nightmare (it helped them both a lot more than either knows)
About a week before Dick's first gala the kid had a breakdown bc he wanted to wear a dress instead of a tux but thought bruce wouldn't approve or love him anymore if he found out, but when he did tell bruce all he did was hug him and ask "which dress do you want? No budget"
They made front cover the next day with their sparkly blue gowns
Bruce doesn't like Starbucks, and will often run into small family owned cafes as batman
Tim, Jason, and Cass took on this tradition
If a random kid comes up to the manor doors he will let them come in for dinner, sleep in a nice bed, take a shower whatever they need
He pays for free health care for all of Gotham
Stephanie asked him for advice on 'which piercing would look best on me' as a joke and he proceeded to answer her seriously
She didn't know that he had a septum piercing
He gets upset when people touch his neck and shoulders (specific the back)
He gives himself haircuts
He had a mullet at one point and doesn't regret it
Dick found pictures of it and that's why he grew his hair out into one, as a tribute
is it just my " Bruce loves Alfred so much and just wants to be like him" brain playing tricks on my ears, or did Battinson have a slight british accent in the movie at times??
I like to believe he tried to imitate Alfred so much when he was little.
The dark hair and doe eyes, permanently sad but alluring and mysterious, he had from Martha. He has Thomas' roman mouth, elegant bow in the middle.
They both smile with their whole teeth first, moon glow bright, Thomas with a grin made for vintage magazines of American gentlemen with lips puckered around a cigar, and Bruce with Martha’s pointy canines.
He's their baby through and through.
But he wants to be Alfred's baby, too.
Alfred comes to pick Bruce up from kindergarten one day. He notices something unusual. His little sir socializing willingly.
Bruce approaching his newest friend, Oliver Queen, timidly, but eager, " I can talk funny like my papa. Listen,"
He does the worst British accent Alfred's ever heard, and he had to stand through Thomas' Queen Elizabeth impersonations. Bruce comes over to him and asks him why he's crying.
THEY’RE INSANE FOR THIS
When you're so bored of school you make this
What could have been
young bruce wayne has the same energy as natasha romanoff but especially when she makes pop culture references in her jokes and then awkwardly explains it bc he does that with gen-z and the justice league
Jason rlly has the best origin ever like. Eleven years old. Manages to steal three whole Batmobile wheels. Hes like you know what I’m going back for the fourth. Gets caught by batman and instead of being like AHH BATMAN he’s like fuck you bat-stard (knocks the wind out of Batman with a tire iron) (books it while yelling TRY AND CATCH ME DUMMY 👅) and all that makes batman LAUGH in the anniversary of his parents DEATH in the SAME EXACT PLACE they died. Like. Iconic. Truly not only a funny as fuck origin but also manages to tell you in like one scene everything you need to know about Jason and what his dynamic with Bruce used to/should be
Last post about this run I swear + three panels of Bruce that I think about way too often
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Ghostmaker 👻 By qiaokeying (x).
Why go to therapy when you have this masterpiece?