What Could Have Been

jason sends bruce very vague and very inside threats constantly.

like, when he was robin bruce accidentally stepped on a snail and the squish was so loud. jason got down on both knees and started sobbing about sylvia the snail dying. he wasn’t that upset but he was bored and thought it would be funny.

so sometimes he puts a posted note on the door of wayne manor that says, your going to end up like sylvia.

bruce gets happy every time he does it because it means jason remembers the good times they used to have. everyone else wonders who the fuck sylvia is and if jason killed her. bruce never tells them what the threats mean because he likes having things between him and jason.

This is another one of those rare times I post marvel stuff

Ok so I had this thought that in the ending scene where Tom's Peter put a rose on May's grave he also saw two other graves.

One said Benjamin Parker and the other said Gwen Stacy and I thought that would be rlly cool but anyways

Bruce: I’m proud of you

Steph:

Bruce:

Steph, crying: It’s been so long since any sort of father figure said that to me

Bruce, also crying: You think of me as a father figure?

THIS outfit *and* the white streak peeking out? Carmine Di Giandomenico (artist) and Arif Prianto (colorist) I owe you my life

Look how visually effective this is, I LOVE it

from The Joker: The Man Who Stopped Laughing #2

vengeance-chan

listen listen listen i GET the humor and the delight of bruce being awkward mumble autism dad to baby Dick Grayson but also after that first week or so? the magic thing about having kids as an autistic parent is that sometimes they sort of just. rewire your boundaries and become exceptions. like sensory overload? still happens. but the kid can crawl all over me some days even if i don't want anyone else to touch me. my socially avoidant, quiet in public autistic husband? he is LOUD with our kids. they have their own entire culture of in-jokes and puns.

so what i'm saying is, i love mumblecore autism bruce. i do. but i also think the galaxy brain take is when Dick Grayson slips in as his exception. the person who doesn't exactly count as "socializing," that he has jokes with and talks to sometimes for hours (mixed with those long silences), and spends a lot of time carrying around on his back when Dick is clingy. it doesn't need to completely change him or how he acts in public, but he can also be comfortable enough to have fun with Dick Grayson, quiet or loud.

good superbat fics to spare? pls?

I present to you: Hal Jordan’s bald head, ready for slapping

REBLOG TO SLAP HIS BALD HEAD

Teen Bruce pt 2: things I hear at school electric boogaloo

Bruce: *nodding along to a random guy talking about how "he would def suck Brandon's dick as long as he could ensure they would remain bros and not make it gay between them, bc he's not gay and Brandon's not gay so it would be more of a service to Brandon actually, just a favour really-"*

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Bruce: all I've got is one's in my pocket, I feel like a stripper

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Bruce: *thinks PSAT is a disease at first*

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Bruce: what're y'all being for halloween? I'm gonna be a nasty little whore.

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Bruce @ teen!Harv: really? after all the arson I watched you commit? we're still in the friend zone???

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Bruce: *watches selina and talia doing something stupid* polyam is a thing. a great, fantastic thing.

Humpty Dumpty slander