Listen Listen Listen I GET The Humor And The Delight Of Bruce Being Awkward Mumble Autism Dad To Baby

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Comparing Dick and Jason’s early days with Bruce is so funny, it’s just the opposite of what you’d expect. 

Jason: “wow, I get to live in a mansion!” “and now I get to be Robin?!” “this is awesome!” “let me get to work on that homework now Bruce so we can patrol later” “being Robin gives me magic” :D

Dick: “my parents are dead” “Mr. Wayne is never around” “everything is terrible” “i’m going to sneak out of the house” “Batman, let me kill a man”

(This happened. This is canon.)

*12 Year Old Jason Todd coming back from patrol with Bruce and going upstairs*

Bruce: Do your homework.

12 Year Old Jason: 'Kay.

Bruce: and get some rest. You did well.

12 Year Old Jason: Okay. Goodnight dad.

Bruce: Goodni-... What did you say?

12 Year Old Jason: ... I didn't say anything. It was a mess up. I-It won't happen again, don't make a big deal out of it.

Bruce: Hm. Okay... Goodnight... Son.

12 Year Old Jason: ... You know what. Thought I liked it. It's weird.

Bruce: That's okay. Whatever you're comfortable with, and if you change your mind, that's okay too.

12 Year Old Jason: Thanks Bruce... You're better than a dad. Goodnight.

Jason needs glasses to read😫💕

I'm not funny at all and im ugly

i’m funnier in real life but also uglier

I like to think Bruce randomly pops up ninja style very frequently in his civilian life because I do that and in collage I scared a lot of people

Just going into an elevator and BOOM Bruce Wayne??? And he’s like, “sup”

Bruce Wayne talking to a group at a gala and suddenly he’s just gone?

Bruce standing right there when you close the refrigerator, “hey Bruce” like yea, he just does that

Tony: Kid, why do you have bruises on your neck??

Peter, too embarrassed to say that he fell down the stairs: ummm... hickeys??

Tony: the fu- KEENER GET YOUR SORRY ASS HERE RIGHT NOW!!!

Peter: wtf???

HC that Lois, Iris, and Dinah have girls’ night and invite Bruce so they can spend the entire time psychoanalyzing him.

They have filled notebooks.

him

what a funky dude

People think the batfamily wear gloves as to not leave fingerprints. This is incorrect. They actually wear gloves to stop their fingernail polish from chipping.